in order, for one to metamorphasize, from one's inner self being projected out into 从而，一到metamorphasize ，从一个人的内心投射出到

the astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living 星界位面，并重新实现成inanamite对象或其他生活

organism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, however 机体为此事完全是绝对不可能的，但是

   

if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me 如果我是你的电视我很喜欢，看我的

if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace) 如果我是射击明星我像shooooom （和平）

if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah 如果我是一个胖母狗丁字裤，我会像地狱罗

if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh 如果我是一个火辣丁字裤，我会像啊

if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck 如果我是一个咒字，我只希望像，他妈的

if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup 如果我是在月球上，我会待在像SUP石头

if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit 如果我是一个屁眼我只希望成为一个出口

if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit" 如果我是DOC ，我会像“人这是一坨屎”

if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises) 如果我是你的轮胎上你的车，我会像（汽车噪声）

if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck 如果我是你的车的保险杠我很喜欢啊他妈的

if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air) 如果我是一个气球，我会像（气球失去空气）

if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce 如果我是Alyssia米兰，我会他妈的乔·布鲁斯

if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103 如果我是一个电台DJ我可能会说， 103点

if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok 如果我是一个任贤齐屁股婊子我很喜欢，嗯OK

if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like 如果我是旋杂志我把镜子上的盖，像

fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker 他妈的我们和我们所有的读者，即使是这个母亲笨蛋

if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up 如果我是你的精神压力，我会赶上

if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp 如果我是你头疼的每一个现在，然后，我会像thuuummmp

if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like 如果我是你的舌头，我会hatin “你的牙齿，我会喜欢

ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat? 啊，为什么你想尽一切我们吃的时候咬我？

if i was a chair i'd be like sit here 如果我是一个椅子上，我会喜欢坐在这里

and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair 如果我是摇滚小子我会砍我的羽毛狼毛

if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly 如果我是你的围巾我很喜欢静静地嘘

if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me 如果我是一个价格标签，我会像你是不是我买入

if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record) 如果我是一个新鲜的DJ ，我会像（刮伤记录）

if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record) 如果我是果酱大师杰伊我很喜欢（刮伤记录）

if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static) 如果我是一个廉价的时钟收音机，我会像（无线电静）

if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll 如果我是巴里白色，我会像你们大家了

if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise) 如果我是在寒冷的乳头，我会像（春噪音）

if i was your dead uncle i'd be like 如果我是你叔叔死了，我会像

if i was a rain drop i'd just be like (rain drop) 如果我是一个雨滴我只是像（雨滴）

and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop 我有一把斧头，你的脖子上，我可能说的印章

   

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If i was if i was but i'll never be 如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会

(if i was if i was but i'll never be) （如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会）

If i was if i was but i'll never be 如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会

(if i was if i was but i'll never be) （如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会）

If i was if i was boy your killing me 如果我是，如果我是男孩你杀了我

(if i was if i was boy your killing me) （如果我是，如果我是男孩你笑死我了）

If i was if i was but i'll never be 如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会

(If i was if i was but i'll never be) （如果我是，如果我是，但我永远不会）

   

If i was a faygo at one of our shows 如果我是一个faygo在我们的节目之一

i'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's 我会在空中飞入juggalo的的海洋

if i was Andre the giant this is how i would be manly 如果我是安德烈的巨人，这是我怎么会是男子汉

if i was father mc i'd be like yeah what happened 如果我是父亲MC我很喜欢耶发生了什么

if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror 如果我是一面镜子我会找到另一个镜像

and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear 并期待对方死了的眼睛，清澈见底

if i was a slider i'd slid out your but, i'd be floating in the toilet 如果我是一个滑块我滑出你的，但是，我会漂浮在马桶

looking at you like what? 看你喜欢什么？

if i was a pilot i'd be like air traffic control 如果我是一名飞行员，我会像空中交通管制

if i was john denver i'd be like ahhhh 如果我是约翰·丹佛，我会像哈啊

if i was a switch i'd be like flip me yoohoo 如果我是一个开关，我会像我抛yoohoo

if i was a london cop car i'd be like (siren) 如果我是一个伦敦警察车，我会像（警报器）

if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass fade 如果我是楚巴卡我会得到我耳目一新的屁股褪色

if i was vanilla ice i'd be like fuck yall i'm still paid 如果我是香草冰淇淋，我会像他妈的亚勒我仍然支付

if i was a stop sign i'd just be like stop 如果我是一个站牌我只是像停

if i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip hop 如果我是你的木腿我还是可以给你嘻哈

   

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