Now, many many years ago 现在，很多很多年以前

When I was twenty three 当我23

I was married to a widow 我嫁给了一个寡妇

Who was pretty as could be 谁是漂亮，可能是

   

This widow had a grown-up daughter 这寡妇有一个长大了的女儿

Had hair of red 红色的头发

My father fell in love with her 我的父亲爱上了她

And soon the two were wed 很快两人结婚

   

This made my dad my son-in-law 这让我爸我儿子媳妇

And changed my very life 并改变了我的生命

My daughter was my mother 我的女儿是我的母亲

'Cause she was my father's wife 因为她是我的继母

   

To complicate the matters 更为复杂的事项

Even though it brought me joy 即使它给我带来快乐

I soon became the father 我很快就成了父亲

Of a bouncing baby boy 的弹跳男婴

   

My little baby then became 我的小宝贝则成了

A brother-in-law to dad 一个兄弟媳妇给爸爸

And so became my uncle 于是成了我的叔叔

Though it made me very sad 虽然这让我很伤心

   

For if he was my uncle 因为如果他是我的叔叔

That also made him the brother 这也让他的弟弟

Of the widow's grown-up daughter 寡妇的成年女儿

Who, of course, was my step-mother 谁，当然是我的继母

   

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

It sounds funny I know 这听起来很可笑，我知道

But it really is so 但它确实是这样

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

   

My father's wife then had a son 我父亲的妻子，然后生了一个儿子

That kept them on the run 这保留了他们在奔跑

And he became my grandchild 他成了我的孙子

For he was my daughter's son 因为他是我女儿的儿子

   

My wife is now my mother's mother 我老婆现在是我妈妈的妈妈

And it makes me blue 这让我蓝

Because, she is my wife 因为，她是我的妻子

She's my grandmother too 她是我的祖母太

   

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

It sounds funny I know 这听起来很可笑，我知道

But it really is so 但它确实是这样

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

   

Now, if my wife is my grandmother 现在，如果我的妻子是我的外祖母

Then, I am her grandchild 然后，我是她的孙子

And every time I think of it 每一次我想起来了

It nearly drives me wild 这几乎使我狂野

   

For now I have become 现在我已经成为

The strangest case you ever saw 你见过的最奇怪的情况下，

As the husband of my grandmother 由于奶奶的丈夫

I am my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

   

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

It sounds funny I know 这听起来很可笑，我知道

But it really is so 但它确实是这样

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

   

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷

It sounds funny I know 这听起来很可笑，我知道

But it really is so 但它确实是这样

I'm my own grandpa 我是我自己的爷爷