I'd have to be crazy 我要疯了

to stop all my singing 停止所有我的歌唱

and never play music again. 永不再播放音乐。

   

You'd call me a fool 你叫我傻瓜

if I put on a top hat 如果我把一个大礼帽

and ran out to flag down the wind. 并跑出旗随风飘下。

   

I'd have to be weird 我要怪

to grow me a beard 长大了我一个大胡子

just to see what the rednecks would do. 只是看什么乡巴佬会做。

   

I'd have to be crazy 我要疯了

plum out of my mind 梅花在我心里

to fall out of love with you. 掉下来爱你。

   

You know I 你知道我

(and I don't intend to) （我不打算）

But should there come a day, 但如果真有一天来了，

when I say that I don't love you 当我说我不爱你

They'll lock me away ay ay. 他们会锁定我走哎唉。

   

It sure would be weird 这肯定将是不可思议

to live in an envelope 生活在一个信封

waiting along for a stamp 等待以及对邮票

   

You'd swear I was loco 你发誓，我是疯子

to rub for a genie 擦的精灵

while burning my hand on the lamp 而烧我的手放在灯

   

And I may not be normal 我可能不正常

but nobody is 但没有人是

so I'd like to say 'fore I'm through 所以我想说前，我通过

   

I'd have to be crazy 我要疯了

plum out of my mind 梅花在我心里

to fall out of love with you 掉下来爱你