If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter 如果你的屁股是一家中国餐厅我要便便，便便拼盘

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class 我的朋友杰里Vandergrift吻了我的主页乳油。类

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass 当天下午在更衣室里的一些jarheads踢我的屁股

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too 我说的家伙，我很喜欢你，我喜欢的怪物卡车过

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? 想看看我能有多少个俯卧撑吗？

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我只是希望我是同性恋，所以我可以得到小鸡

Chicks dig guys that are 小鸡挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小鸡不掏家伙和我一样

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 见我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be 但如果我是帅想像这将是多么伟大的是

Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony 隐身同性恋实际上，虽然，但不是这样的，虽然同质伪假

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity 也许这是一个愚蠢的理论或者只是愚蠢

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry 但是，如果我是在时尚界queerbee

Scoring with a super model would be easy 具有超强的模型评分会很容易

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' 因为“超级模特”是指身材丰满，但也有同义的“超级愚蠢的”

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become 你看见我会是一个很好的倾听让她把我当成妹妹，很快我会成为

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair 这值得信赖的朋友，关心，以摩擦她的背部和她的辫子发型

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear 不，它不会是一个星期前，我在她的内衣

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性恋，所以我可以得到小鸡

Chicks dig guys that are 小鸡挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小鸡不掏家伙和我一样

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 见我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes 不要紧，我在我的牛仔包装; 这是什么在我的基因

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean 唯一的烟熏肉的香肠，我吃的是詹姆士狄恩做

See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline 见我不热衷于凡士林的味道

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen 不，我不是戴安娜王妃，我不想成为王后

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性恋，所以我可以得到小鸡

   

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis 反正如果我是同性恋，我不得不改变我的名字德克或路易斯

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this 挂出与妈妈的发型师他的名字硖他有一个口齿不清他说话像这样

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway 穿妈妈的内衣学习百老汇的歌曲

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet 欣赏Depeche Mode的和前卫芭蕾

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性恋，所以我可以得到小鸡

Chicks dig guys that are 小鸡挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks dig guys that are 小鸡挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks dig guys that are 小鸡挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小鸡不掏家伙和我一样

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 见我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

And I don't shave my heiny 我不刮胡子我heiny

Don't shave my heiny 不刮胡子我heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 见我不奇怪的是我太丑陋