With a face like a crab's bus ticket 随着像螃蟹的汽车票一张脸

And skin like a llama's door mat 皮肤就像骆驼的门垫

He was always gonna struggle 他总是会斗争

Nature had seen to that 自然也看到了这点

   

He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies 他梦见那些老式的电影

Where Bogart gets the dame 鲍嘉在哪里得到的贵妇人

But a lorry load of Lorre 但Lorre的货车载

Is still the score of pain 仍是疼痛的评分

   

And he sings 他唱

I may be ugly 我可能是丑陋的

But I've got the bottle-opener 不过，我已经得到了开瓶器

He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw 他可能是脂肪，但他有软木塞螺杆

And in the party party politics of this ugly fame 而在这个丑陋的成名党的政党政治

There is no orderly queue 没有有序的队列

   

With a chin like a tramp's juke-box 有了这样一个流浪汉的点唱机盒下巴

And eyes like a rhino's ash-tray 而眼睛像犀牛的烟灰缸

It was always going to be pantomime 它总是会哑剧

That made him sing and dance anyway 这让他唱歌和跳舞呢

   

When you feel like London 当你觉得伦敦

And you look like Hull 你看像赫尔

You think Travolta pulled Newton - John 你觉得屈伏塔拉牛顿 - 约翰

Who did John Hurt pull? 谁也约翰赫特拉？

   

And they compliment the compliment 他们恭维恭维

And it's driving you insane 和它的驾驶你疯了

It's like talking to a helicopter 这就像跟一个直升机

When you know that you're a plane 当你知道你是一个平面

   

Breath like a mountain goat's satchel 口气像山羊的挎包

Nose like a pool of sick 鼻子像生病的游泳池

But you always leave your flies ahoy 但你总是让自己过得趣多多

'Cause the world wants to suck your dick “导致世界要吸你的家伙

Let it suck! 让它吸！

   

And he sings 他唱

I may be ugly 我可能是丑陋的

But I've got the bottle-opener 不过，我已经得到了开瓶器

He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw 他可能是脂肪，但他有软木塞螺杆

And in the party party politics of this ugly fame 而在这个丑陋的成名党的政党政治

There is no orderly queue 没有有序的队列