Ah, here's to the man who's got no name, 嗯，下面就以谁拥有没有名字的人，

Just a face in the crowd, looking just the same to me. 在人群中只是一张脸，看着一样的我。

Everywhere I go, I know who I am. 无论我去哪里，我知道我是谁。

   

Now, here's to the man who smiles at me, 现在，这里以谁冲着我笑的男人，

As he shakes my hand so vigorously. 他摇摇我的手这么大力。

He can't figure me out if I'm "A," or "B," or "C." 他无法理解我，如果我是“ A”或“B ”或“ C”。

"D," none of these; "E," all of the above are correct. “D ， ”没有这些; “E ”，以上所有都是正确的。

Do not mark on the test booklet! 没有标记的试卷！

   

Ah, here's to the man in the polka-dot necktie, 嗯，这里是该男子的圆点领带，

Don't quite understand, ah, but what the heck, I 不太明白啊，但是什么，我

Don't give a damn 'cause I know who I am. 不给该死的，因为我知道我是谁。

My little water chickadee, yes. 我的小山雀的水，是的。

   

Universal facts apply or philosophy, now 通用申请的事实或哲学，现在

And if you need a heart transplant, I'm definitely the man to see. 如果你需要做心脏移植手术，我肯定那人看。

   

Ah, here's to the girl who loved them all 嗯，下面就以谁爱他们所有的女孩

And I found her number on the bathroom wall 而且我发现她的号码上卫生间的墙面

And it said I could call anytime after 6 P.M. 它说我可以以后下午六时随时调用

Man, was she ugly! 男人，是她太丑了！

   

Ah, here's to the guy who's got chapped lips 嗯，下面就以谁拥有干裂的嘴唇的家伙

From eating too many potato chips 吃太多薯片

And I cracked up when he smiled at me and almost bled to death. 我笑了起来，当他向我微笑，几乎失血过多而死。

Yes, I know who I am. Yes, I know who I am. 是的，我知道我是谁。是的，我知道我是谁。

Now, before we bring out the crippled monkeys here on our show. 现在，在我们带出了残缺的猴子在这里我们的节目。

Yes, I know who I am. 是的，我知道我是谁。

You better not go for your gun, kid, or I'll shoot you where you sit. 你最好不要去为你的枪，孩子，或者你坐在哪里，我会开枪打死你。

Yes, I know who I am. Yes, I know who I am. 是的，我知道我是谁。是的，我知道我是谁。