I know why I like you 我知道为什么我喜欢你

It's 'cause of your haircut and your clothing 这是“你的发型和衣服的原因

And 'cause you're racist. 而且因为你是种族主义者。

I have a match; your face, 我有一个匹配;你的脸，

My asking you questions you can't answer 我问你问题，你可以不回答

You want to box me? 你想框我吗？

   

Our world works in a weird way 我们的世界在一家奇怪的方式

I've heard them say a man with a beard may 我听到他们说一个男人胡子可能

Frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more 吓唬孩子或狗，但胡子让我害怕多

   

I know why you bite me 我知道为什么你咬我

It's cause of your canines and your instincts 这是你的尖牙和你的直觉原因

And 'cause I kicked you 而且，因为我踢你

I have a bone to pick; 我有一个挑骨头;

Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers 请继续在纸上给我拿我的拖鞋

And stop meowing. 并停止喵喵叫。

   

Man's best friend wags his tail and 人类最好的朋友把他的尾巴，

Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and 呲着牙对人的邮件和

Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war 虽然他吓坏了风头，他再也不会去打仗

   

Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision? 告诉我什么是包皮手术的情况？

And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision? 和发生的事情在我女儿的裤子是他的决定吗？

I've seen the facts of inter-race relations, 我已经看到了跨种族关系的事实，

Of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation; 见通网络手淫的休闲裤;

If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show, 如果一百只猴子每一个可以让自己的表演，

Perhaps one day a chimp might say 也许有一天，一个黑猩猩可能会说

You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the Lord 你有信念，你只需要使用它sayeth主

   

I know why I like you 我知道为什么我喜欢你

It's 'cause of your sandals and your supper 这是“你的鞋，你的晚餐原因

and 'cause you're Jesus 而因为你是耶稣

I have a match; your Dad, my dad has 我有一个匹配;你的爸爸，我的爸爸有

Your picture right next to your mother's 您的图片旁边的母亲

And one of Charo 和沙罗之一

   

They hold hands up in heaven 他们手牵着手在天上

And they say that their son's name is Kevin 他们说，他们的儿子的名字是凯文

But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack. 不过，我在读一本书的地方，他的名字是杰克。