[Intro] [简介]

I thought my CD was done, 我以为我的CD做，

But that's not what they say 但是，这并不是他们说什么

Do an insult track, 不要侮辱轨道，

We need it for radio play 我们需要它的广播剧

   

[Verse One] [诗一]

American Idol, that's what I look for, 美国偶像，这就是我期待的，

In the poop section of my local record store. 在我的本地唱片店的船尾部分。

Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick, 鲁本或粘土，我应该选择哦哪一个，

It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick. 这就像选择呕吐物舔的水坑。

And when I want something even more fruity and fit, 当我想要的东西，甚至更多的果味和合适的，

I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake. 我仰望N代表NSYNC或T的贾斯汀。

So many skills Justin's making a buck at, 这么多技能贾斯汀的制作降压的，

Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at! 难道他的说唱，难道他唱歌，他不知道吸什么！

Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks, 现在，作为母狗，让我们给布兰妮的感谢，

For the face that launched a million preteen skanks. 对于推出一百万青春期前skanks的脸。

You were a virgin, that had to be hard, 你是一个处女，这不得不是困难的，

You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard. 你在你的嘴不是圣伯纳有更多的骨头。

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

I Keed, I Keed í启德，我启德

He's just making little jokes, 他只是让小笑话，

I joke with you, 我开玩笑和你在一起，

Little dog, Little jokes, 小狗，小笑话，

I Keed, I Keed, í启德，我启德，

He's just making little jokes, 他只是让小笑话，

and your a good actress too. 和你一个好演员了。

   

[Verse Two] [诗两]

Now lets go to Walmart, 现在让我们去沃尔玛，

Where they won't sell me CD, 在那里他们将不会出售我的CD ，

Those company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three. 这些公司的坚果在过道三个罐子。

But you can see Christina in all her sluthood 但你可以看到克里斯蒂娜在她所有的sluthood

It's like watching porn but the music's not as good. 这就像看色情片，但音乐是没有那么好。

I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar 我想要的东西我的电视的胯下有一块钱

Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar. 我仍驼背你，如果我能穿我的蚤项圈。

You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew, 你比我的便便宽松吃蜜瓜之后​​，

Only 50 cents can flunk more than you! 只有50美分可以不及格超过你！

And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire, 然而，你太老了弗雷德德斯特的欲望，

He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire 他检查了中投成长的烦恼的

Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore, 不久，弗雷德将努力让曼迪·摩尔，

To open for him and I don't mean on tour! 要打开他，我不巡演的意思！

You're not the first person for R Kelly 你不是第一个人的R ·凯利

His video's premiere in the LAPD. 他的影片的首映式在洛杉矶警察局。

I believe they set up an innocent guy. 我相信，他们成立了一个无辜的人。

You know what Kel? I believe I can fly 你知道凯尔？我相信我能飞

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Now look how frickin cool those guys from the Strokes are 现在看看那些家伙从招如何frickin爽的

Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are 他们的即兴演奏是我的笑话的三倍，老

The white stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister 白色条纹的家伙，那是你的妻子或你的妹妹

Shouldn't you be playing country music mister. 如果你不玩乡村音乐老总。

Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore. 嘿酷玩，也许你应该Coldsore 。

Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more. 回来时，你是U2乐队，我喜欢你这么多。

Somehow your song yellow reminds me of pee 不知怎的，你的歌声让我想起黄尿尿的我

I think that when it's over, it's a big relief to me 我想，当它已经结束了，这是一个很大的救济给我

Yo Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo? 哟粉红，那是你的头发或纹身？

I didn't know Supercuts had a drive through 我不知道Supercuts通过了一个驱动器

Yo Nelly, what the hell kinda name is that? 哟耐莉，你到底有点儿名字是什么？

That's about as gangster as an Easter Bonnet hat. 这是对的黑帮作为复活节阀盖的帽子。

And Snoop says he clean, well you make the call 和史努比说他干净，你拨打电话

The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol, 这家伙比比利·乔尔的胆固醇较高，

Snoop there's only room for one dog putz, 史努比有一个狗朴子只有房间，

And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts? 我可以批评，你可以舔自己疯了吗？

Poop Diddy, are you in show business still? 船尾老爹，你在影视圈还是？

I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill. 我不知道穿西装是一种技能。

J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o 洛佩兹，洛佩兹的巨尾邻

For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o 对于小狗的鼻子，这就是圣杯-O

Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still. 夏奇拉的屁股的罚款，但不会持有不动。

I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history í闻埃尔顿·约翰的屁股只是为所有的历史

I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely í闻洛佩兹的屁股，有太多棘手的感情丰沛

She let loose a bomb that was bigger than Gigli. 她放开了炸弹，这是大于吉利。

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Avril Lavinge, punk queen, now there's a kidder, 艾薇Lavinge ，朋克女王，现在有一个基德，

Go back up north, Celine needs a baby-sitter 回到北上，席琳需要一个保姆

Philip Glass, atonal ass, your not immune 菲利普·格拉斯，无调性的屁股，你不能幸免

Write a song with a f****** tune 写一首歌与A F ******调

And on the list of pooches, don't leave off MTV, 和爱犬的名单上，不要离开了MTV音乐台，

I scared Emineminem, so they gave the hook to me. í吓得Emineminem ，所以他们给勾了我。

Slim Shady, why do you find me scary? 阿姆，你为什么觉得我可怕吗？

We are just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Carey. 我们只是两个普通的帅哥谁撞了玛丽亚凯莉。

Wipe off that frown, just do without 擦掉皱眉，只是做不

Hey my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing songs about it. 嘿，我的妈妈是个婊子过，但我不去写这首歌曲。

   

[Chorus] [合唱]