Ah yo Santa let's get something clear 啊哟圣诞老人让我们清楚的东西

I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this time of year 我是半个犹太人，我应该甚至不说话大约每年这个时候，

But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label career 但是我的眼泪附近试着资助我的唱片事业

While everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers 虽然每个人喝啤酒就像他们在干杯

Makin Nintendo bets 马金任天堂投注

on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably next 从坏的rekkid交易债务的真实我可能明年

I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's July 我在这里sweatin我的屁股，这是七月

But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release schedule and 但是到了这个时候出来我会背着我的发布计划和

Mariah Christmas will be sellin' out - why? 玛丽亚圣诞节会出卖了 - 为什么？

I never did nothin bad to nobody 我从来没有没什么不好的人

I'm still friends with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey) 我用我所有的EX的是谁偷的钱（胡蜜）还是朋友

Don't aw honey me Just give me the money please 不要AW蜂蜜我只要给我钱，请

One of those cards with a pocket for cash 其中的一个卡口袋现金

A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it 一个大的藏匿或检查现金，我会抢夺

before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad 你意识到之前，你轻率行事，并提出了我所有的疯狂

I've been good, well pretty good, at least in my mind 我已经在我的脑海里一直很好，也很不错，至少

Please let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime 请让我在圣诞节卖了很多纪录

   

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Lalala La La La La LALALA啦啦啦啦

There's one Christmas Star 还有一个圣诞之星

Princess Superstar! 公主巨星！

Ho Ho Ho! 嗬嗬嗬！

Who you callin' a Ho? 你在呼唤谁的豪？

   

Look, I'm too poor to afford 你看，我读不起

life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4 真人大小的切出我的纸板倒入4号

With a floppy Santa hat on the record store floor 随着唱片店地板软盘圣诞老人的帽子

Want ace product placement listenin station so while I'm on vacation 希望王牌产品放置listenin站所以当我在度假

I got my face on Raisin Brans round the nation 我得到了我的脸就外冷内热布兰斯一轮全国

I'm impatient need my wax to sell by the cases 我不耐烦需要我的蜡的情况下出售

Like Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious 像马斯在神的石榴裙下我会亲切

Just let me retire with his wages 只要让我退休后的工资

I'm not aimless I wanna be A-list 我不是漫无目的的我想成为一个列表

Hang out with someone famous 挂出著名的人

then my friends and I would all have someone to date us 然后我和我的朋友都将有专人迄今为止我们

Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks- 像汤姆·汉克斯，比利空白， Shabba职级或任何Franks-的

Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Delanor Roo 史泰龙，普渡大学，阿瓦隆，或Delanor袋鼠

Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell through 比尔·盖茨too- （ EW）这是真的，我所要做的就是通过卖

Go on tour then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu 去旅游，然后拿出一个现场记录真正的快像弗兰普顿或八堵

I got a cold, it's gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old 我有个感冒，它会很快圣诞节，我老了

Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we sold? 喜塔？你好这是我再次，我们有多少辆？

You mean we didn't go platinum or like gold? 你的意思是，我们没有去白金或黄金一样？

(Beep beep) Oh - that's my Rolls - （哔哔声）哦 - 这是我的罗尔斯 -

Yo wait I'm on a payphone please don't even try to put me on hold!! 哟等待我在公用电话请不要去尝试把我抱！

   

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Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good sign 好吧你们都听过我的歌，这是一个好兆头

So either you bought it, it's on the radio 因此，无论你买了它，它是在电台

or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song 或者你的朋友是在说哈哈听这首歌搞笑

That's fine 没关系

But if that's the case don't even think about the blank tape 但如果是这样的话就别想了空白磁带

Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late 需要更新您的懒驴去维珍或其他音乐，他们收晚

And in case you don't make it visit my website blah blah dot com 而如果你不让它访问我的网站等等等等科网

See old sexy pictures of me 看到我的老性感图片

order my record and buy the clean version for your mom 我的订单记录，并购买干净的版本为你的妈妈

Santa, just one hit, one seasonal favorite - 圣诞老人，只是一击，人们最喜欢的季节 -

One tear jerker piece of commercial shit 一撕jerker一块商业狗屎

for the ages or just enough to get an agent 对于年龄或只是足以让一个代理

Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the cash get the hell out 看多快我会卖掉，拿到现金滚开

Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound 是对VH- 1 ，他们现在在哪里Eatin 菲力mignons由英镑

Round baby, Fat and gettin' down baby 圆圆的娃娃，脂肪和刚开了下来宝贝

No need to fit in fancy clothes now 没必要现在适合花哨的衣服

Hey get the Camera crews off my grounds! 嘿，让摄制组离开我的理由！

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme 叫我昙花一现，金发小妞谁想到她会押韵

Please, just let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime! 求你了，让我在圣诞节卖了很多记录！