I spotted Miss World too good to be true 我看到世界小姐好得是真实的

But the club was pretty dark and I'd had quite a few 但俱乐部是相当黑暗的，我喝了不少

I stagger to her table sipping my brew ì错开，以她的桌子喝着我的BREW

But just as I get there she goes to the loo 不过，正如我那里她去厕所

Impatient bastard now what do I do? 不耐烦的混蛋，现在我该怎么办？

Then I cop her friend and she's alright too 然后我警察她的朋友，她是正常的过

Her arse in good shape above average boat 她的屁股在良好的状态高于平均船

I ask her name, she sticks 'er tongue down my throat 我问她的名字，她坚持“呃舌头伸进我的喉咙

I'm not one to gloat or boast but take note 我不是一个幸灾乐祸或夸耀，但注意

Twenty minutes gone and she's getting her coat 走了20分钟，她让她的外套

So I down my beer – my boys start to cheer 所以，我把我的啤酒 - 我的孩子们开始欢呼

Grin across my face runs from here to here 在我的脸上的笑容运行从这里到这里

She gives me the look and I mean the look 她给我看，我的意思是看看

Was it love a first sight man or somethin' she took? 是不是爱一个一见钟情的男人或事端，她花了？

A swagger in my step like a crook, then I think 在我的步骤就像一个骗子招摇，那么我认为

The girl looks shook she's had too much to drink 这个女孩看起来摇摇她有太多的饮料

I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink 我看着她的眼球，看看他们是粉红色

But I don't get a chance cause she gives me a wink 但我没有得到一个机会，因为她给了我一个眼色

So travel to hers in an illegal cab 因此，前往她在非法出租车

Plus I know she's a student her house is drab 另外，我知道她是个学生她的房子是单调

In my head I'm laughing, I've put the graft in 在我的头，我笑了，我已经把在移植

Stereos playing some timeless Marvin 音响播放某些永恒的马文

The lights dim down and the clothes come off 在灯光暗淡下来，衣服脱落

But I pass out, cause her pillow's too soft 但我传了出去，导致她的枕头太软了

   

[Chorus: x2] [合唱： X2 ]

I don't want 我不想

(No no no no) （否否否否）

To be true 是真实的

(No no no no) （否否否否）

I don't want 我不想

To make love to you 为了让你的爱

   

I'm up the next mornin, but where the hell's this 我的下一个早上，但在那里是地狱的这

I'm trapped in girly purple abyss 我被困在少女的紫色深渊

It's proving costly she took me hostage 它是昂贵的代价，她拉着我的人质

First things first man where's the Frosties? 首先第一件事情的人哪来的Frosties ？

I slowly tiptoe towards the door 我慢慢地蹑手蹑脚朝门

But she grabs my left arm like I've broken the law 但她抓住我的左胳膊，好像我犯了法

Now who am I kidding, I ain't her guest 现在，我是谁开玩笑，我是不是她的客人

But she playing like she got me under house arrest 但她玩，她喜欢让我软禁

She starts with a speech about how she's feeling 她开始讲话有关她是如何的感受

But I'm more intrigued by her lilac ceiling 但我对她的丁香天花板更好奇

Any time now there's a question pending 任何时候，现在有一个问题悬而未决

She wants to confirm a romantic ending 她想确认一个浪漫的结局

Why do they charm you with Hocus Pocus? 为什么戏法做自己的魅力吗？

I gotta get home for the Football Focus 我得回家了足球焦点

To dodge small talk I admit defeat 躲闪闲聊，我承认失败

Er how are you for dinner love Tuesday week? 你每周星期二尔是如何吃饭的爱？

   

[Chorus: x2] [合唱： X2 ]

I don't want 我不想

(No no no no) （否否否否）

To be true 是真实的

(No no no no) （否否否否）

I don't want 我不想

To make love to you 为了让你的爱

   

As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab 当我们守在公交车站，她想了一辆出租车

But I made her see sense with the gift of the gab 但我让她明白许多道理与能说会道

A cab's 20 quid and that's money for us 一个出租车的20镑，这就是钱给我们

Plus it's it's one nugget each on the 220 bus 加上它的它的每一个焊点上的220公交车

There's one little issue that we gotta address 还有一个，我们总得地址的小问题

I got just enough cash for a Pizza express 我有足够的现金用于薄饼速递

Even though she's wants Thai Chilli Beef with Mango 虽然她希望泰国辣椒牛肉芒果

I'd be content with some wings from Nandos 我会满足于一些翅膀从Nandos

We get to express but before we can order 我们得到表达，但我们才可以订购

She starts with a tirade that I never call her 她开始了长篇大论，我从来没有打电话给她

I say I'm tryna keep my phone bills smaller' 我说我tryna保持我的电话费更小“

Try and change the subject- 'have you got taller? ' 试着改变标的“你有更高？ “

'Don't gimme that, that's a loada tosh' “别给我说，这是一个loada胡说”

She says words like that she's a little bit posh 她说的话一样，她是一个有点时髦

'All I want El is a call at lunches' “我要的厄尔尼诺是一个电话的午餐”

As she keeps ranting the waiter approaches 由于她不断咆哮服务员方法

'Be honest you want this to work or not? ' “说心里话，你想这个工作还是没有？ “

'Er, doughballs please and an American Hot' “呃， doughballs请与美国人热”

'I'm talking geezer I want to know please' “我说的是这辆，我想知道，请

'She'll have a Caesar with no anchovies - “她将有一个凯撒没有凤尾鱼 -

And two Peronis' he makes a note 两Peronis “他做笔记

I look back at her and she's getting her coat 我回头看她，她让她的外套

She heads for the door like a spoilt adult 她领导像一个被宠坏的成年人门

More food for me ay what a result! 更多的食物对我来说AY什么结果！

   

I don't want 我不想

   

[Chorus: x2] [合唱： X2 ]

I don't want 我不想

(No no no no) （否否否否）

To be true 是真实的

(No no no no) （否否否否）

I don't want 我不想

To make love to you 为了让你的爱