I thought it would be dandy 我认为这将是花花公子

If I bought that girl some candy 如果我买了那个女孩一些糖果

How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate 我是怎么想就知道她对巧克力过敏

I thought it would be fine 我认为这将被罚款

If we shared a glass of wine 如果我们共享了一杯酒

She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" 她说：“哦，不，不是另一个酒鬼”

   

I don't understand my girlfriend 我不明白我的女朋友

I haven't got a clue 我还没有一点头绪

I don't know where she's coming from 我不知道她从哪里来

Or where she's going to 或者她会

But if opposites attract 但是，如果异性相吸

Then I found the perfect woman Jack 然后我找到了完美的女人杰克

I don't understand my girlfriend 我不明白我的女朋友

She don't understand me, too 她不理解我，太

   

Yeah I thought I'd show some class 是的，我想我会表现出一定的阶级

And order pheasant under glass 在玻璃和秩序山鸡

Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher 嘿，怎么了，我想知道她是一个狂热的观鸟爱好者

   

I don't understand my girlfriend 我不明白我的女朋友

I haven't got a clue 我还没有一点头绪

I don't know where she's coming from 我不知道她从哪里来

Or where she's going to 或者她会

But if opposites attract 但是，如果异性相吸

Then I found the perfect woman Jack 然后我找到了完美的女人杰克

I don't understand my girlfriend 我不明白我的女朋友

She don't understand me too 她不明白，​​我也是

   

No she don't understand me too 不，她不明白，​​我也是

No she don't understand me too 不，她不明白，​​我也是