[Egoraptor:] [ Egoraptor ： ]

Yeah! 是啊！

Yeah! Yeah! 是啊！是啊！

Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party Egoraptor ，忍者性派对

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! 得赶着他们所有！

SMELL MY BALLS! 闻我的球！

   

Yo, what up, bitch? 哟，怎么了，婊子？

I'mma tell you a tale 我就要给你讲一个故事

'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail “布特如何灰凯旋得到了他的屁股被判入狱

Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war 击败精英四，赢得了比赛的战争

But he just couldn't get the same rush as before 但他只是无法得到同样的繁忙和以前一样

Fat and depressed, his life had gone south 脂肪和郁闷，他的生活去了南

So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth 于是，他转身皮卡丘，然后他拳打在他的喵喵

He felt so alive! He felt so real! 他觉得这样活着！他觉得如此真实！

He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel 他击败了他所有的宠物小精灵与Registeel他的拳头

He got arrested for domestic violence 他被逮捕的家庭暴力

It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events 这是事件的一个疯狂的娘 Cacturne

He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell 他说，鼠兔的瘀伤发生在楼梯上时，他倒下了

The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell 警察说： “ GRANBULL该死！”撒那个婊子在单元格中

   

[Danny Sexbang:] [丹尼Sexbang ： ]

Rock on! ROCK ON ！

This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong 这是口袋妖怪的性交故事出了错

Gone wrong 出了错

That's right! 这是正确的！

This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic 这一切，是在话筒紧时Egoraptor的

Bitch 母狗

   

[Egoraptor:] [ Egoraptor ： ]

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived 灰有麻烦，当他到达

He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive 他Magnemite不能使它走出监狱活着

His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper 他的律师跑了一个大州警察

Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper 把火热的新闻，就像Charmanderson库珀

It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail 这是你的幸运日，鼠兔发表您的保释金

So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail 因此，灰分发现他的小朋友在监狱外

But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped 但皮卡丘是不同的，他精神上抢购

Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap 灰分Chandelured了他的毒计

Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry 鼠兔掏出枪，他用一声说：

"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!" “吸黄色的家伙，老兄！我选择了你死！ ”

"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!" “不要做了！”灰喊道， “你知道我把你回来了！ ”

But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack 但是鼠兔扣动了扳机，枪杀了他两次被解雇

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

Holy fuck! 圣他妈的！

I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts! 我不知道，如果你已经射中疯了！

Spoiler: It sucks 剧透：它吸

And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls 哦Squirtle ，得赶着他们所有，但他们可能只是毁了你的球

And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams 而可怜的薄雾，再和A- Gengar她就Gastly尖叫的幽魂梦

But you'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur 但是，你想多了，如果你不这样做，我们会打败你的屁股 ，直到它的Bulbasaur

   

[Ego:] [自我： ]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ！

Pokemon. 宠物小精灵。