I can't watch this. I can't watch this 我不能看这个。我不能看这个

I can't watch this. I can't watch this 我不能看这个。我不能看这个

   

My my my my TV makes me so bored 我的我的我的我的电视让我很无聊

Makes me say, oh my lord 让我说，哦，我的上帝

What is this garbage here? 这是什么垃圾在这里？

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears 想弥补我的眼睛和塞我的耳朵

It sucks, and that's no lie 虽然很残酷，这是没有谎言

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry 这是关于尽可能多的乐趣，看着油漆变干

Lowers my IQ one notch 降低我的智商一格

And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch 这就是为什么，呃，我可以不看的理由

   

I told you homeboy... I can't watch this 我告诉你，巨蟹座...我不能看这个

Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know... 是啊，没什么只是垃圾，你知道...

I can't watch this 我不能看这个

Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this 戳了我的眼睛，男人......我不能看这个

Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this 哟，给我的遥控器......我不能看这个

   

Talkin' 'bout sick shows 说话布特生病表演

Of America's Funniest Home Videos 美国滑稽家庭录像的

I can't believe my eyes 我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize 当我看到什么样的东西，赢得首奖

Somebody's poor old mom 别人的可怜的老妈妈

Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn 跌倒了房顶，土地权利在草坪上

Face first on a rake 第一面的耙子

I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take 我听说他们已经在第十七取了它

That's funny as a kick in the crotch 这很有趣，因为在裤裆踢

And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch 和那种表演，呃，我可以不看

   

Yo, I told you... I can't watch this 哟，我告诉你......我不能看这个

Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this 现在换频道，人...我不能看这个

Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this 哟，在这里通过电视指南，傻逼......我不能看这个

   

Cosby Show and Rosanne 天才老爹和黄婉君

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can 想想我已经采取了回合的尽我所能

Judge Wopner, oh my 法官Wopner ，噢，我

You gotta be Rainman to like this guy 你得雨人喜欢这个家伙

Thirtysomething is alright 而立之年是好的

If you like hearing yuppies whining all night 如果你喜欢听雅痞抱怨整夜

Can't stand Twin Peaks 受不了双峰

Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks 希望他们能林奇的donun - eatin 怪胎

Those Siskel & Ebert bums 这些Siskel ＆艾伯特烧伤

Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs 他们应该回家去，坐在自己的大拇指

   

That's word because you know... I can't watch this 这一句话，因为你知道......我不能看这个

I can't watch this 我不能看这个

Break it down! 打破它！

   

Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast Heres ，如何对订单的退款担保 - 删除 - 坚韧，污渍，快速

-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me - 它，品味，更多样的新鲜花生，他们，保持持续，以及持续的 - 不要恨，我

-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insane!!! - 因为 - 我 - 美丽，可待头皮屑我们 - 价格 - 是 - 疯狂！

   

Stop! Prime Time! 停止！黄金时间！

I'm pretty sure I'll be sick 我敢肯定我会生病

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick 如果我有看另一个愚蠢的宠物把戏

Or that guy with the real flat hair 或者与纯平头发的家伙

That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air 这所谓“纬纬纬”，并挥挥拳头在空中

Or those weird talk shows 还是那些怪异的谈话节目

About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos 关于变性纳粹爱斯基摩人

They're rude, crude and vile 他们粗鲁，粗糙，卑鄙

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial 只需一分钟，让我们翻下盘

   

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this 翻转，翻转，翻转...... yeccch ，我不能看这个

Look man... I can't watch this 看的人...我不能看这个

I can't take this torture no more, I can't... 我不能没有更多这样的折磨，我不能...

I can't watch this 我不能看这个

Pay the bills, station break 支付账单，休息站

Break it down! 打破它！

   

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it 运营商，都是独立的，由立方锆项链 - 您 - 浸泡式，它

-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big - 和 - 我们的 - 神话般的泳衣 - 问题 - 当 - 你 - 了 - A-头痛 - 这 - 大

read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!! 读的书，这 - 是 - 你 - 脑 - 上药 - 我 - 下降 - 和 - I-不容得向上！

   

Stop! Cable Time! 停止！电缆的时间！

HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV HBO和花花公子，欣欣和MTV

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy 我可能会喜欢他们我的脑叶手术后多

Now why did I ever pay for this junk? 现在，为什么我曾经为此付出代价的垃圾？

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk 我迷上了80通道，每一个发臭

Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A 只是无脑的血液和内脏，盲目考勤

It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away 这是可怕的，它的腐烂，这是糟糕，这是愚蠢的，要去把我订走

   

I can't watch this. I can't watch this 我不能看这个。我不能看这个

I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this 我不能看这个。是啊...我不能看这个

I told you... can't watch this 我告诉你......不能看这个

Too hip, can't watch this 过臀，不能看这个

Get me outta here... can't watch this 让我离开这里......不能看这个