How to write a song... 如何写一首歌...

   

If you write it on guitar 如果你把它写在吉他

Place your guitar upon your knee 在你的膝盖将你的吉他

If you write it on piano 如果你把它写在钢琴

Don't do that 不这样做

   

Place your fingers on the 将您的手指放在

Strings of your guitar 你的吉他琴弦

Not your piano 不是你的钢琴

If you write it on piano, don't do that 如果你把它写在钢琴，不这样做

   

Now strum or press to get a feeling 现在弹奏或按得到的感觉

This might take a little time 这可能需要一点时间

Now think of something sad or something funny 现在想起了什么悲伤或有趣的东西

Which inevitably brings us to the rhyme 这必然给我们带来了韵

   

Let's assume you're just an asshole 让我们假设你只是一个混蛋

And there's nothing in your brain 并没有什么在你的大脑

It might help if you remember 它可以帮助你是否还记得

These helpful little hints 这些有用的小提示

   

Don't try to rhyme silver with anything yeah 不要试图银韵与什么呀

That goes for orange as well 这也适用于橙，

Now notice how cleverly 现在注意如何巧妙地

I just used them both 我只是用他们俩

And all I have to do 所有我需要做的

Is rhyme well 是好韵

   

You've got to be very tricky 你一定要很棘手

'cause to avoid these words takes talent 因为为了避免这些话需要的人才

So never ever trap yourself like that 所以，从来没有自己的陷阱一样，

Or you'll end up saying words like 或者，你最终会说出那样的话

ballent, phallant, dallant, ballent ， phallant ， dallant ，

wallant, callant, hallant wallant ， callant ， hallant

Oh well, I'm sure you'll catch on fast! 哦，好吧，我相信你一定会赶上快！

   

Now some tips on tempo 现在节奏的一些技巧

And some subjects to avoid 而一些科目，以避免

Like the use of the word baby 喜欢使用这个词宝宝

Unless you really have to say it 除非你真的不得不说

As to tempo or as we say time 至于节奏或者说时间

That's strictly up to you because 这完全取决于你，因为

That depends on how you play it 那要看你怎么玩

   

Now let's do one! 现在让我们做一个！

Now think of a rhyme! 现在觉得韵！

That's it, you're doing fine 就是这样，你做的很好

Now think of the good time 现在想的好时机

We just had together 我们刚在一起

   

If you practice these instructions 如果你练习这些指令

On the boat of song you'll sail 在歌曲的船，你将航行

And if you listen very carefully 如果你仔细听

I'm sure you shallant fail 我敢肯定你shallant失败

   

I said sallant, yeah shallant! 我说sallant ，是shallant ！

That rhymes with talent! 这押韵与天赋！

That takes talent! 这需要人才！

That is talent! 这是天赋！

Oh oh my God, I've done it again 哦，哦，我的上帝，我已经做了一遍

Shallant rhymes with talent Shallant押韵与人才

That takes talent! 这需要人才！

That is talent! 这是天赋！

OH I can't stand it! 哦，我受不了了！

Oh my God 哦，我的上帝

I've done it again! 我已经做了一遍！