[Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. [父亲： ]好赖安，明天是个大日子。你妈妈的回家从医院带你的小妹妹。

[Ryan:] baby sister [瑞恩： ]小妹妹

[Father:] That's right, baby sister. [父亲： ]这是正确的，小妹妹。

[Ryan:] baby sister [瑞恩： ]小妹妹

[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister. [父亲： ]所以，呃，我觉得现在是时候了，我们走了过来，当你在你的小妹妹一些安全规则。

[Ryan:] safety rules [瑞恩： ]安全规则

[Father:] Okay, rule number one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby. [父亲： ]好吧，规则一：触摸宝宝前一定要洗手。

[Ryan:] wash hands [瑞恩： ]洗手

[Father:] Do you know why? [父亲： ]你知道为什么吗？

[Ryan:] no [瑞恩： ]无

[Father:] Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. [父亲： ]嗯，因为有时你不得不细菌在你的手和细菌都对宝宝不好的原因，他们可以使宝宝生病。

[Ryan:] germs make baby sick [瑞恩： ]病菌使宝宝生病

[Father:] That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick. [父亲： ]这是正确的，这是正确的，瑞恩。细菌使宝宝生病。

[Ryan:] germs make the baby sick [瑞恩： ]病菌使宝宝生病

[Father:] Okay, rule number two. [父亲： ]好吧，规则二。

[Ryan:] more rules [瑞恩： ]更多的规则

[Father:] Don't feed the baby anything. [父亲： ]不要喂宝宝任何东西。

[Ryan:] don't feed the baby. [瑞恩： ]不要喂宝宝。

[Father:] That's right. [父亲： ]这是正确的。

[Ryan:] why? [瑞恩： ]为什么？

[Father:] Well, because the baby needs to eat special baby food. [父亲： ]嗯，因为宝宝需要吃特殊的婴儿食品。

[Ryan:] why? [瑞恩： ]为什么？

[Father:] Oh...well, other food is bad for the baby. [父亲： ]哦...好，其他的食物对宝宝不好。

[Ryan:] other food bad for the baby [瑞恩： ]给宝宝其他食物不好

[Father:] That's right, good. Now, rule number three. [父亲： ]这是正确的，好的。现在，规则三。

[Ryan:] more rules [瑞恩： ]更多的规则

[Father:] Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. [父亲： ]千万不要取热水靠近宝宝，因为热水会烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] water bad for the baby [瑞恩： ]水对宝宝不好

[Father:] Well, not all water, just hot water, [父亲： ]哦，不是所有的水，只是热水，

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] Cause hot water will burn the baby. [父亲： ]导致热水会烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] i don't understand, daddy [瑞安]我不明白，爸爸

[Father:] Okay, see this glass of water that I'm drinking? [父亲： ]好吧，看到这杯水说我喝酒了？

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] Well, this water is okay for the baby. [父亲： ]嗯，这水是正常的婴儿。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] Here, touch the glass. [父亲：这里，触摸玻璃。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] See, it's nice and cool. [父亲： ]你看，这是凉爽宜人。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. [父亲： ]现在，如果这是热水，这将是不好的，因为热水可以燃烧的宝宝。

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby? [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝吗？

[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby. [父亲： ]是的，热水烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes, yes, hot water burn baby. [父亲： ]是的，是的，热水烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] hot water burn your baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes. [父亲： ]是的。

[Ryan:] baby can't go in swimming pool? [瑞恩： ]宝宝不能在游泳池去了？

[Father:] Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool. [父亲： ]哦，不，游泳池是好的。游泳池的水是凉。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] That's alright. [父亲： ]这是正常的。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] But the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. [父亲： ]但是，按摩浴缸是坏的，因为这水是热的，热水会烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes. [父亲： ]是的。

[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby? [父亲： ]是的。现在，假设你做了一杯茶，你会采取了附近的宝宝吗？

[Ryan:] yea, baby like tea [瑞恩： ]是啊，宝宝喜欢喝茶

[Father:] No Ryan, uh, I don't think you get it yet. [父亲： ]没有瑞恩，呃，我不认为你会得到它。

[Ryan:] baby no like tea? [瑞恩： ]宝宝不喜欢喝茶？

[Father:] Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with? [父亲： ]好吧，我相信宝宝会喜欢喝茶，但是你怎么泡茶呢？

[Ryan:] ...hot water [瑞恩： ] ...热水

[Father:] Right, and what did we say about hot water? [父亲： ]是的，并没有我们说的热水是什么？

[Ryan:] ...oh, hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ] ...哦，热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby! [父亲： ]是的，热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] That's right so no tea near the baby. [父亲： ]这是正确的那么近宝宝没有茶。

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes. [父亲： ]是的。

[Ryan:] baby no take bath? [瑞恩： ]宝宝不洗澡？

[Father:] No, bath water is warm. Warm is okay. [父亲： ]没有，浴缸里的水是温暖的。温暖是好的。

[Ryan:] yes [瑞恩： ]是的

[Father:] Hot is bad. [父亲： ]热坏了。

[Ryan:] yes...hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]是的...热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby. [父亲： ]是的，热水烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] I think you're gettin' it! [父亲]我觉得你刚开了吧！

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] That's right, Ryan. [父亲： ]这是正确的，瑞恩。

[Ryan:] hot water burn baby [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤宝宝

[Father:] NOW DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT! [父亲： ]现在永远也不要忘记！

[Narrator:] 30 year later! [旁白：将30一年后！

[Wife:] Hey, Ryan, what are you doing out there? [老婆：嘿，瑞恩，你在做什么了吗？

[Ryan:] Just watchin' the discovery channel. [瑞恩： ]刚才在看着“探索频道。

[Wife:] Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about five minutes. [老婆： ]嗯，晚餐的会是准备在大约五分钟。

[Ryan:] Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) [瑞恩： ]哦，伟大的宝宝， aight ，我会在几个momentos 。让我和刚刚放松下来... （乱码）

[Wife:] Okay, honey! [妻子： ]好吧，亲爱的！

[Ryan:] Yeah. [瑞恩： ]是啊。

[TV:] The villagers of Pasquan [电视： ] Pasquan的村民

[Ryan:] Pasquan [瑞恩： ] Pasquan

[TV:] have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community. [电视： ]有欢迎他们的婴儿进社区的一个非常奇怪的和痛苦的样子。

[Ryan:] [garbled] [瑞恩： ] [乱码]

[TV:] Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. [电视：不幸的是，从这个仪式的死亡率是一个屈辱的90％ 。

[Ryan:] My God. [瑞恩： ]我的上帝。

[TV:] That explains the Pasquan's low population. [电视：]这解释了Pasquan的低人口。

[Ryan:] Yeah, it does. [瑞恩： ]是的，是的。

[TV:] On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... [电视： ]在秋天的第一个月圆之夜，所有的Pasquanian母亲裹在传统的手绘鹿皮他们的新生婴儿， ...

[Ryan:] Deerskin. [瑞恩： ]鹿皮。

[TV:] ...which have been passed along from generation to generation. [电视： ] ...已经传承下去代代相传。

[Ryan:] That's nice. [瑞恩： ]这是很好的。

[TV:] The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. [电视： ]整个Pasquan人口则形成于钦甜心的神圣战场了一圈。

[Ryan:] ya-yara [瑞恩： ]雅亚拉

[TV:] Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle... [电视： ]每个Pasquanian婴儿随后被传递，手手，绕了一圈...

[Ryan:] Wow. [瑞恩： ]哇。

[TV:] ...four times. [电视： ] ...四次。

[Ryan:] Four times. [瑞恩： ]四次。

[TV:] Once for the sun,... [电视：一旦太阳， ...

[Ryan:] Hmm. [瑞恩： ]嗯。

[TV:] ...once for the moon,... [电视： ] ...一次月亮， ...

[Ryan:] The moon. [瑞恩： ]月亮。

[TV:] ...once for the earth,... [电视： ] ...一次地球， ...

[Ryan:] The earth. [瑞恩： ]地球。

[TV:] ...and once for the wind. [电视： ] ...与一次风。

[Ryan:] The wind, too. [瑞恩： ]风也。

[TV:] When the babies arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... [电视：当婴儿返抵母亲的手，他们游行，在游行，向Pasquanian天然温泉...

[Ryan:] What? [瑞恩： ]什么？

[TV:] ...where the ceremonial purification will be completed. [电视： ] ...这里的净化仪式将完成。

[Ryan:] What are you saying here? [瑞恩： ]你在说什么吗？

[TV:] As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells... [电视： ]当我们看到，母亲把他们的后代走出鹿皮弹...

[Ryan:] No. [瑞恩： ]号

[TV:] ...and dunk them into the steaming water. [电视： ] ...扣篮入炖水。

[Ryan:] No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]没有！不！热水烫伤宝宝​​！热水烫伤宝宝​​！

[Father:] That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby. [父亲： ]这是正确的，瑞恩。热水烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Wife:] Ryan! What's going on out there? Are you okay? [老婆： ]瑞恩！这是怎么回事了吗？你还好吗？

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] Hot water burn most definitely burn baby. [父亲： ]热水烫伤最肯定烫伤宝宝​​。

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby! [父亲： ]这是正确的，瑞恩。热水烫伤宝宝​​！

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] You are a bitch, Ryan! [父亲： ]你是个婊子，瑞恩！

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Wife:] Ryan, are you alright? [妻子： ]瑞恩，你还好吗？

[Father:] Hot water burn the baby! [父亲： ]热水烫伤宝宝​​！

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Wife:] Ryan! [老婆： ]瑞恩！

[Father:] What are you gonna do, whore? [父亲： ]你打算怎么做，妓女？

[Wife:] Ryan! [老婆： ]瑞恩！

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] Bitch! [父亲： ]婊子！

[Wife:] Ryan! What's going on out there? [老婆： ]瑞恩！这是怎么回事了吗？

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Father:] Whore! [父亲： ]妓女！

[Wife:] Who are you talking to? [妻子： ]你是谁说话？

[Father:] Bitch! [父亲： ]婊子！

[Ryan:] I'm talking to the man! [瑞恩： ]我说的就是这个人！

[Father:] Whore! [父亲： ]妓女！

[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [瑞恩： ]热水烫伤的宝宝！

[Wife:] Ryan! [老婆： ]瑞恩！

[Father:] Bitch! Ryan is a whore! [父亲： ]婊子！瑞安是一个妓女！