She'll have another piece of pie 她将有另一块馅饼

She'll have a double reuben rye 她将有一个双鲁黑麦

She works hard at eating well 她学习很努力，很好吃

That's why I love her 这就是为什么我爱她

   

She's got a couple of pony kegs 她有一对夫妇小马小桶

Her arms are bigger than my legs 她的手臂比我的腿

And when she holds me I can't breathe 而当她拥有我，我不能呼吸

That's why I love her 这就是为什么我爱她

   

I'm her butter she's my bread 我是她的奶油她是我的面包

She's like a mobile waterbed 她就像一个移动水床

And when I got on top of her 而当我在她身上

I can't touch the mattress 我不能触摸床垫

   

And when her flesh begins to sag 而当她的肉开始下垂

She's like a human sleeping bag 她就像一个人的睡袋

I feel so cozy safe and warm 我觉得很温馨安全和温暖

She's my insulation 她是我的绝缘

   

I always know just where she sat 我一直只知道她在那里坐

And when she's on me I get flat 而当她对我，我得到平

Some broken ribs a punctured lung 有的断筋刺破肺

That's why I love her 这就是为什么我爱她

   

She's my phillie I'm her stud 她是我的phillie我是她的螺柱

Her bean is bigger than my pud 她的豆大于我的PUD

It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale 这就像喂井字到鲸鱼

That's why I love her 这就是为什么我爱她

   

She'll have another piece of pie 她将有另一块馅饼

She'll have a double reuben rye 她将有一个双鲁黑麦

She works hard at eating well 她学习很努力，很好吃

That's why I love her 这就是为什么我爱她