When i woke up this morning, 当我早上醒来的时候，

Much to my surprise, 出乎我的意料，

The sun was going down 太阳快要落山

And i was still alive. 而我还活着。

   

I looked into the mirror 我看着镜子

And according to my eyes, 而根据我的眼睛，

The martians have invaded, 火星人已经入侵了，

It's hopeless. 这是没有希望的。

   

I went to see my doctor 我去见我的医生

To ask him what to do 问他该怎么办

Depending on the diagnosis. 根据不同的诊断。

   

I said, "doc, i'm seeing double, 我说，“ DOC，我看到双，

And how are both of you?" 怎么都是你？ “

No cause for alarm, it's hopeless. 无需恐慌，这是没有希望的。

   

You don't stand a chance, it's hopeless. 你就没有机会，这是毫无希望的。

Ev'rybody dance! Evrybody跳舞！

   

Well, there's paradise and doomsday, 嗯，有天堂和末日，

It depends on which comes first. 这取决于它是第一位的。

There's inner peace through meditation. 有通过冥想内心的平静。

   

There's optimists and pessimists, 有乐观主义者和悲观主义者，

I don't know which is worse, 我不知道哪个更糟糕的是，

But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow, 但是，瑜伽师修剪修剪，但修剪的瑜伽师修剪，

It's hopeless. 这是没有希望的。

   

The solution has been dissolved, 该解决方案已被解散，

The crisis has been resolved. 这场危机已经解决。

There's no need to change your plans, 有没有需要改变你的计划，

It's a hopeless situation. 这是一个绝望的情况。

   

For tomorrow is another day, 明天是新的一天，

And ev'rything will be okay. 和evrything都会好起来的。

And by the way, it's hopeless. 顺便说一句，这是没有希望的。

(hopeless) （绝望）