Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: 嗨，这是“古怪的Al ” Yankovic的，而我只是想借此机会说：

Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐

Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐

Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐

   

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, 你好，这是“古怪的Al ” Yankovic的，

hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell, 希望新的一年是不是一种折磨充满人间地狱，

and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable, 那你终于决定做一些有意义的事情与你惨了，

wretched lives. 可怜的生命。

Thank you 谢谢

   

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, 你好，这是“古怪的Al ” Yankovic的，

and I'd like to wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy new year. 我想祝大家圣诞快乐，新年快乐。

And to all my Japanese friends, feliz navidad 和我所有的日本朋友，费利斯纳维达德

   

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, 嗨，这是“古怪的Al ” Yankovic的，

wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas. 祝您及家人圣诞快乐。

And now, here's a cheery little number I wrote about death, destruction, 而现在，这里有一个愉快的小一些我写的关于死亡，毁灭，

and the end of the world, called "Christmas At Ground Zero" 和世界的尽头，被称为“圣诞在地面零”

   

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. 你好，这是“古怪的Al ” Yankovic的。

You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. 你知道，我的一些美好回忆的是那些圣诞节的。

I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. 我还记得当我还是一个小男孩，只是在等待大日子。

Mom would be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish burritos 妈妈会被炮制的boisenberry和tunafish卷饼一塌糊涂

for our big Christmas dinner, 我们的大圣诞大餐，

and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of Spam 爸爸将装饰树垃圾邮件的小位

And then, the big day would finally arrive. 然后，大日子终将到来。

I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa, 我会熬夜，等待圣诞老人，

a-and when he finally showed up, A- ，当他终于出现了，

we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us 我们都会握住他的手倒在华夫机，直到他答应给我们

everything we wanted 一切我们想要的

Ah, yeah, those were the days. 嗯，是啊，那些日子。

Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch 好了，圣诞快乐大家，并让我们做午餐