[Intro] [简介]

I got a new drum set, I'm testing it out 我得到了一个新的硒鼓一套，我测试出来

Look what I can do mom - yo! 看看我能做些什么妈妈 - 哟！

So people always remember the good guys, but 所以，人们永远记住了好人，但

what about the villains? 怎么样的坏人？

I-I-I've compiled a list of my favorite ones (turn me up) 二 - 我编的我最喜欢的一个列表（拒绝我了）

in rap form, for you, here we go 以说唱的形式，为您，我们开始吧

The greatest assholes, in more or less chronological order 最大的蛀虫，在更多或更少的时间顺序

   

Here's a list of famous assholes, let's start with this dude 这里是著名的蛀虫名单，让我们开始这家伙

named Cain - he killed his brother, and that was just rude (family values) 名为该隐 - 他杀死了他的弟弟，而这仅仅是粗鲁的（家庭观念）

Brutus & Cassius were jerks, just a little 布鲁图斯和卡修斯是混蛋，只是一点点

Nero was no hero; Rome burned he played the fiddle 尼禄没有英雄;罗马烧他所扮演的小提琴

Caligula could give you a night to remember 古拉可以给你一个晚上要记住

Genghis Khan might tie you up, might lacerate your member 成吉思汗可能把你绑起来，可能会划破你的会员

And when it came to ballers there was Vlad the Impaler 当它来到ballers有弗拉德的穿刺者

He'd run a stake up through you out your mouth to make you holla 他会跑的股份透过你出你的嘴，让你霍拉

It's no mystery, history remembers 它并不神秘，历史会记住

Pirates pillaging, and villagers dismembered 海盗掠夺，和村民肢解

Vikings on a quest in their dragon-shaped boats 在他们的龙形船的追求维京人

Runnin up on castles, jumpin over moats 奔跑起来的城堡，冒险过护城河

Christopher Columbus rolled up with a fungus 克里斯托弗·哥伦布卷起真菌

Pizarro and Cortes made the natives all say "Um this 皮萨罗和科尔特斯使当地人都说“这庵

one-sided exchange, is not that nice" (run for your life) 片面的交换，是不是很好“ （运行你的生活）

Like Henry the 8th, beheading wife after wife 像亨利8日，妻子后，妻子斩首

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

History's greatest, ASSHOLES [3X] 历史上最伟大的，王八蛋[ 3X ]

I'm calling you out, I'm calling you out 我打电话给你了，我给你打电话了

History's greatest, ASSHOLES [3X] 历史上最伟大的，王八蛋[ 3X ]

I'm smoking you out, I'm smoking you out 我抽烟你出去，我抽烟你出去

   

Benedict Arnold, and Oliver Cromwell (traitors) 本尼迪克特·阿诺德和奥利弗·克伦威尔（叛徒）

Napoleon Bonaparte, all wish it had gone well 拿破仑·波拿巴，都希望它顺利

With blown apart plans, like Andrew Jackson 用被炸得四分五裂的计划，如安德鲁·杰克逊

A Trail of Tears, dividing families like fractions 王晓莹泪，除以家庭一样分数

Jack the Ripper had bad morals like Lenin 开膛手杰克有坏的道德列宁像

Stalin killed 20 million, and sent them all to heaven 斯大林杀害了20多万元，并把它们全部送到天堂

or hell I don't know, but one thing is for certain 还是地狱，我不知道，但有一点是肯定的

So many Russian people murdered, behind an iron curtain 因此，许多俄罗斯人谋杀的，背后的铁幕

Gavrio Princip shot Franz Ferdinand Gavrio Princip拍弗朗茨斐迪南

which lead to World War I and a famous Scottish Band 这导致第一次世界大战和著名的苏格兰乐队

Which lead to World War II and freakin bodies everywhere 这导致第二次世界大战和刻着机构随处可见

At the Holocaust Museum there's a wall of shoes and hair 在大屠杀博物馆有一面墙的鞋子和头发

On a rainy day in Amsterdam, tell me way 在一个雨天在阿姆斯特丹，告诉我路

I saw the Anne Frank house and it made me cry (she couldn't leave) 只见安妮之家，它让我哭（她不能离开）

So whistle while you work, Hitler was a jerk (no workers' comp) 所以，吹口哨的时候工作，希特勒是个混蛋（无工补偿）

Mussolini was a weenie, asshole's got some nerve! 墨索里尼是维也纳香肠，混蛋的得到了一些神经！

   

{Okay Lars the turn goes to you} {好拉斯转去你}

I'll take compassionate athletes for 500 Alex! 我要体恤运动员为500亚历克斯！

{This football player is also known as a strong advocate of animal rights} {这个足球运动员也被称为动物权利的坚决拥护者}

Who is Michael Vick? 谁是迈克尔 - 维克？

{I'm sorry Lars, but that is incorrect} {对不起拉斯，但那是不正确}

Damn! 该死的！

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Mengele was sick, with that scientific research 门格尔病，与科研

Lamps of human skin blood up on his t-shirt 人体皮肤的血液了他的T恤灯

Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Idi Amin 波尔布特，胡志明，伊迪·阿明

All up in the jungle actin real mean 所有在丛林中的肌动蛋白真正的意思

Mark David Chapman shot a Beatle on the street 马克·大卫·查普曼拍摄了披头士乐队在街上

James Earl Ray killed Martin Luther King 詹姆斯·厄尔·雷打死马丁·路德·金

Manson crashed parties and painted the town 曼森坠毁当事人和涂镇

The Zodiac killer has yet to be found 十二宫杀手尚未被发现

It's an inside job trading junk bonds and derivatives 这是一种监守自盗的交易垃圾债券和衍生品

Systematic risk, Wall Street greed is quite indicative 系统性风险，华尔街的贪婪是相当指示

20 billion in the bank but y'all kept on spending 20十亿在银行，但你们都不停地消费

Killing our economy with subprime lending 与次贷杀害我们的经济

Vince Offer slapchopped a hooker in the face 文斯发售slapchopped妓女的脸

John Mayer said very awkward things about his race 约翰·梅尔说，有关他的比赛非常尴尬的事情

Charlie Sheen - wait hold up 查理辛 - 等待撑起

Everyone's rapping about Charlie Sheen right now 每个人都说唱查理辛现在

and it's played out and boring and whack 而且它发挥出来，乏味和重击

So I'm going to skip this part (good call) 所以，我要跳过这一部分（良好的通话）

Biff Tannen well actually, his whole family 比夫塔其实很好，他的全家

I'm speaking candidly like, Colmes and Hannity 我坦率地说喜欢， Colmes和汉尼提

It's insanity, they rapin everybody 这是精神错乱，他们拉宾大家

We tune in when it's shockin and we tune in when it's bloody 我们打开电视时，它的shockin ，我们在调整时，它的血腥

Mel Gibson hittin women thinkin he can get away like OJ 梅尔·吉布森是地球上女人想着他可以逃脱像辛普森

Oh wait, what would Dr. Laura say? 哦，等一下，你会劳拉博士说？

Okay no way, yo I almost forgot 好吧没办法，哟，我差点忘了

George W. Bush, you got the number one spot! 乔治· W·布什，你拿到了第一的位置！

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