Once, there was this kid who 有一次，有一位孩子谁

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint 花了一趟新加坡，沿着他的喷漆带来

And when he finally came back 而当他终于回来了

He had cane marks all over his bottom 他在他的底部有藤条痕

He said that it was from when 他说，这是从当

The warden whacked it so hard 监狱长疲惫不堪这么难

   

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm 嗯嗯嗯嗯，嗯嗯嗯嗯

   

[whip sound] Ahh [鞭声]啊

   

Once there was this girl who 曾经有这样的女孩谁

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion 发誓有一天她会成为一个花样滑冰冠军

And when she finally made it 而当她终于成功了

She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound] 她看到谁是更好的[丁声]其他女孩

And so she hired some guy to 于是她雇了一些人来

Club her in the kneecap 俱乐部在她的膝盖骨

   

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm 嗯嗯嗯嗯，嗯嗯嗯嗯

[thwack sound] Ahh [钉入声音]啊

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm 嗯嗯嗯嗯，嗯嗯嗯嗯

   

They got paid for their sound bites 他们得到了支付他们的声音叮咬

And sold their TV movie rights 并出售他们的电视电影版权

   

And then, there was this guy who 然后，有这家伙谁

Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner 让妻子很生气一天晚上，她割下他的韦纳

And when he finally came to 而当他终于来到

He found that Mr. Happy was missing 他发现，快乐先生失踪

He couldn't quite explain it 他不能完全解释

It'd always just been there 它会永远只是在那里

   

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm 嗯嗯嗯嗯，嗯嗯嗯嗯

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm 嗯嗯嗯嗯，嗯嗯嗯嗯

   

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 啊啊啊（有）啊啊（是） ，啊啊（有）啊啊（是）

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 啊啊啊（有）啊啊（是） ，啊啊（有）啊啊（是）

   

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 啊啊啊（有）啊啊（是） ，啊啊（有）啊啊（是）

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 啊啊啊（有）啊啊（是） ，啊啊（有）啊啊（是）

   

(There were, there is) （有，有）

(There were, there is) （有，有）