MAX! MAX ！

Max had a car that's really sweet 最大有一辆车，实在是很甜蜜

Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks 不系安全带的原因那是怪才

Not just that but it chafs his neck 不仅如此，但它chafs他的脖子

And he thinks it's stupid as heck 他认为这是愚蠢无趣

   

Max! Max! Max! 最大！最大！最大！

Max has got a car! 马克斯得到了一辆车！

Yeah, a car! 是啊，有车！

A two door freakin' car! 一个双门刻着车！

It's fast! It's fast! 快！快！

It's really freakin' fast! 这真是刻着快！

And, it is, really badass! 而且，它是真正的坏蛋！

   

Max doesn't stop at stop signs 最大不停止在停车标志

Cause they're retarded 因为他们是智障

What is that smell I'm smelling? 这是什么味道，我闻到？

He just farted 他只是放屁

Never signals while changing lanes 切勿在变换车道信号

Drives with no hands cause he's insane 驱动器没有动手，因为他是疯了

And if you think that is absurd 如果你认为这是荒谬的

He'll turn to you and flip a bird 他会转向你翻转鸟

   

Max! Max! Max! 最大！最大！最大！

Max has got a car! 马克斯得到了一辆车！

Yeah, a car! 是啊，有车！

A two door freakin' car! 一个双门刻着车！

It has, gold rims! 它有，金缘！

They are really sick! 他们是真的病了！

Yeah, like Max! 是啊，像Max ！

Max is really sick! Max是真的病了！

   

He talks on his cell phone 他谈到在他的手机

He doesn't use a bluetooth 他不使用蓝牙

And if you dent his car 如果你削弱了他的车

He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth 他会打你的脸像贝比鲁斯

Uses the most expensive gas 采用了最贵气

His driving skills are unsurpassed 他的驾驶技术是无与伦比的

Does doughnuts every chance he gets 是否每一个甜甜圈，他得到的机会

He's even cooler than Pete Wentz 他比皮特温兹更酷

   

Max! Max! Max! 最大！最大！最大！

Max has got a car! 马克斯得到了一辆车！

Yeah, a car! 是啊，有车！

A two door freakin' car! 一个双门刻着车！

He will, get his, license in six months 他会得到他，牌照六个月

But now, he has, a provisional license 但现在，他有一个临时牌照

   

Wait! 等待！

He only has his provisional driver's license? 他只是有他的临时驾驶执照？

But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times! 但是，这意味着他需要家长骑在车上，在任何时候！

What!? 什么！

His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? 他的妈妈一直在后座上的全部时间？

So she's condoning these illegal activities!? 于是，她的纵容这些非法活动！？

Shame on you, Max's mom! 可耻的是你，最大的妈妈！

Shame! 耻辱！

   

Max! 最大！

Look out! A cliff! 当心！悬崖！

Right in front of you! 就在你的面前！

Yeah! A cliff! 是啊！悬崖！

A big ass freakin' cliff! 一个大屁股刻着悬崖！

Crap! You are, flying off a cliff! 废话！你是飞下悬崖！

I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt! 我希望，你，穿着好安全带！

   

Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt 哦，他不是穿着他的安全带

I guess he didn't like how it felt 我猜他不喜欢的感觉

Now he's broken his manly legs 现在，他打破了他的男子气概的腿

Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes 马克斯，希望大家不要重蹈覆辙

MAX! MAX ！