Hello. Did you miss me? 你好。你想念我吗？

I know I'm hard to resist 我知道我很难抗拒

Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this. 你们能来帮我挑甜玉米出于此。

It's hard to be humble 很难谦卑

When you're so fucking big 当你太他妈的大

Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig 你有没有遇到一个性感的大男人主义的猪

   

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese 我要把它奶，直到我把它变成奶酪

Tell your babes in arms and OAP's 告诉你的宝贝武器和OAP的

Come take a piece of me 再来看看我的点点滴滴

   

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 如果你放弃我，我会落到你个

If you don't see me I don't exist 如果您没有看到我，我不存在

It's nice to meet you 真的很高兴见到你

Now let me go and wash my hands 现在让我去洗我的手

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 因为你正好遇到了世界上最英俊的男人

The world's most handsome man 世界上最英俊的男人

   

Y'all know who I am 你们都知道我是谁

I'm still the boy next door 我仍然是邻家大男孩

That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore 那是，如果你的主利奇菲尔德和罗杰·摩尔

Have I gone up in the world 难道我在世界上消失了

or has the world gone down on me 或已在世界消失在我身上

I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity 我是一个谁把英国人的名人

   

Give in and love it 让步，爱它

What's the point in hating me 什么是在恨我点

You can't argue with popularity 你不能说普及

Well you could 那么你可以

But you'd be wrong 但是，你错了

   

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 如果你放弃我，我会落到你个

If you don't need me I don't exist 如果你不需要我，我不存在

You voted for me 你投我的票

Now let me see a show of hands 现在，让我看到了举手

Here before you stands 在这里，你站在前

   

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph 你可以让我笑，并签署本亲笔签名

Though it's not for me 虽然它不适合我

Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame 翻转一咧嘴，摇一件事，命名一个耻辱

Then I'm out of here 然后，我离开这里

It's not very complicated 这不是很复杂

I'm just young and overrated 我只是年轻，高估了

   

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 请不要砸我，我会散架你

If you don't see me I don't exist 如果您没有看到我，我不存在

It's nice to meet you 真的很高兴见到你

Now let me go and wash my hands 现在让我去洗我的手

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 因为你正好遇到了世界上最英俊的男人

Here before you stands 在这里，你站在前

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 请不要砸我，我会散架你

If you don't need me I don't exist 如果你不需要我，我不存在

It's nice to meet you 真的很高兴见到你

Now let me go and wash my hands 现在让我去洗我的手

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 因为你正好遇到了世界上最英俊的男人

The world's most handsome man 世界上最英俊的男人

The world's most handsome man 世界上最英俊的男人

The world's most handsome man 世界上最英俊的男人