What we need in the world today 我们需要在当今世界

Is a guide for the married man 对于已婚男人的指南

Some simple thing that in every way 一些简单的事情，在各方面都

Would provide for the harried man 将提供对忙碌的人

Help him not to worry 帮他不用担心

Assist him to relax 帮助他放松

Help him slow his heart rate 帮助他放慢他的心脏速率

And spare him cardiacs 而放过他强心剂

   

Such a guide would in many ways 这样会在许多方面引导

Turn the tide for the married man 力挽狂澜的已婚男人

Enable husbands to fill their days 让丈夫来填补他们的日子

As only the married can 因为只有已婚的CAN

Every man would praise it 每个人都称赞它

It's such a splendid plan 它是这样一个出色的计划

Someday soon we shall point with pride 在不久的将来，我们将自豪地点

To the guide for the married man 到了已婚男人的引导

   

By the side of the married man 到了已婚男人的一面

'Tis the lady who shares his life “提斯谁分享了他生命中的女郎

You help the bride of the married man 你帮了已婚男人的新娘

By removing the husband's strife 通过消除丈夫的纷争

Every wife who's truthful 每一个妻子谁是真实的

Who treasures married bliss 谁珍视幸福结婚

Must keep her husband youthful 必须保持她的丈夫年轻

What better way than this? 有什么比这更好的办法？

   

Each and every device we know 每一个我们知道设备

Must be tried for the married man 必须受审的已婚男人

But who can question the debt he'll owe 但谁又能质疑债务，他将欠

To the guide for the married man 到了已婚男人的引导

List things universal 名单的事万能

From Pittsburgh to Japan 从匹兹堡到日本

Every man can be satisfied 每个人都可以得到满足

By the guide for the married man 通过为已婚男人的引导