The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk, 有一天，我去商店买一加仑牛奶，

but then I found out that they only had 但后来我发现，他们只有

   

One percent, but not two percent. 百分之一，但不能两成。

One percent, but not two percent. 百分之一，但不能两成。

One percent, but not two percent. 百分之一，但不能两成。

One percent, but not two percent! 百分之一，但不能两成！

   

I want two percent, I got one percent. 我想百分之二，我得到了一个百分点。

I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents. 我仍然有它出售，我救了39美分。

   

Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb. 关注消费者，不要忘了我们的买一赠一特别在炎热的口袋和12 PIBB先生的包。

   

Ahh! I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free. 啊！我得去过道5 ，现在，因为PIBB先生和热的口袋都买一赠一。

   

Out of the way, old lady! Out of the way, I'm shopping. 闪开，老的辣！闪开，我逛街。

   

"Ooh, look at the price on pickles!" “哦，看在泡菜的价格！ ”

Out of the way, you people. Out of the way, everybody! 闪开，你的人。闪开，大家好！

   

I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn? 我得让面包，鸡蛋，葡萄， oltec ，总磷，食盐，牙膏，除臭剂，芯片，小便，玉米，奶酪，色情？

Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting? Spaghettios ，盐，杯，雪碧，漂白剂，酸奶，奥利奥，积家，麦片，什么我忘了？

What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?!? Oh yeah, beer. 什么我忘了？什么我忘了？！哦，是的，啤酒。