Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor 看看你自己，如果你有幽默感

You would laugh to beat the band 你会笑击败乐队

Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor 看看你自己，你还相信谣言

That romance is simply grand? 这恋情简直是大？

   

Since you took it right on the chin 既然你把它正确的下巴

You have lost that bright toothpaste grin 你已经失去了明亮的笑容牙膏

My mental state is all a-jumble 我的精神状态是全部，混乱

I sit around and sadly mumble 我坐在周围，可悲的咕哝

   

Fools rush in, so here I am 傻瓜赶在，所以我在这里

Very glad to be unhappy 很高兴不高兴

I can't win, but here I am 我赢不了，但我在这里

More than glad to be unhappy 多高兴不高兴

   

Unrequited love's a bore 单恋是一个孔

And I've got it pretty bad 我知道了，非常糟糕

But for someone you adore 但是对于某个人，你崇拜

It's a pleasure to be sad 这是一个很高兴难过

   

Like a straying baby lamb 像飘游的小羊宝宝

With no mammy and no pappy 由于没有奶妈，没有糊状

I'm so unhappy 我很不爽

But oh, so glad! 但是，唉，太高兴了！