Step right up 女孩！

We bring to you the finest entertainment  

And I am pleased to be your humble servant  

Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality  

  步权利

Step right up 我们给您带来最好的娱乐

We've something here for everyone's enjoyment 我很高兴能成为你卑微的仆人

I do this as a gift, not for employment 接受我们的热情款待，沉醉于异常

A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity  

  步权利

Come see our girls, crazy girls 我们已经在这里的东西给大家享受

If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride 我这样做的礼物，而不是就业

Those girls, crazy girls 肖像精神错乱，走近纯人性

They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal  

Tickets cheap, it's a crime 快来看看我们的女孩，疯狂的女孩

And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime 如果你愿意高兴得不得了，这是一个骑地狱

To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time 那些女孩，疯狂的女孩

Come see the girls, girls, girls 他们是热的，他们是坚果，它们是自杀

  门票便宜，这是犯罪

Some of them are really quite attractive as you see 而且他们半价后4点钟，所以我们折腾一角钱

Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree 看到大自然的这些可爱的怪胎在有限的时间

While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me 快来看看女孩，女孩，女孩

But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule  

  其中有些是真的，你认为相当有吸引力

You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye 有些是真正可怕的，我相信你会同意

And that one, let's just keep walking by 当别人还在看，而你和我一样不少

These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply 但你一定不要让他们骗你，只是多了一个规则

Grab another cup of tea, and follow me  

  你不应该期待这一个太长的眼睛

To see our girls, crazy girls 而那一个，让我们坚持走下去了

If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride 这些是不是没有普通的女孩，我们已经稳定供应

Those girls, crazy girls 抢再喝一杯茶，跟着我

They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal  

Tickets cheap, it's a crime 要看到我们的女孩，疯狂的女孩

And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime 如果你愿意高兴得不得了，这是一个骑地狱

To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time 那些女孩，疯狂的女孩

Come see the girls, girls, girls 他们是热的，他们是坚果，它们是自杀

  门票便宜，这是犯罪

Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide 而且他们半价后4点钟，所以我们折腾一角钱

For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide. 看到大自然的这些可爱的怪胎在有限的时间

  快来看看女孩，女孩，女孩

Quiet down! You, sir  

If insanity's primarily a femininish malady, 现在，任何人有任何聪明的问题，为您的指导

And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact, 对于一分钱，去问问，我们这里也没有隐瞒。

Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics?  

Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract? 安静下来！你，先生

  如果精神错乱的主要是femininish弊病，

It has all to do with reproductive organs 没有人的疑惑，对于这是一个科学事实，

Which are naturally unstable in a dame 然后根据医务人员，有他们faultier遗传？

You see from lunar, we have, lunacy and lunatic and loony 难道他们天生就有这种病，或者是它的东西，他们签订合同？

And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony  

  它具有所有跟生殖器官

I have a question 这是一个贵妇人自然不稳定

Has any patient ever been released 您可以从月球看到的，我们有，精神病和疯子和疯子

Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease? 而且他们总是用月亮脸的排卵周期

For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce  

So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose 我有一个问题

  有没有耐心不断被释放

Come see the girls, crazy girls 你送她回家，如果她的怪异行为会减少？

If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride 对于我们社会的好，他们不该再现

Those girls, crazy girls 因此，尽管他们可能会装作礼，我们永远不会让他们松

They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal  

Tickets cheap, it's a crime 快来看看姑娘们，女孩子疯狂

And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime 如果你愿意高兴得不得了，这是一个骑地狱

To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time 那些女孩，疯狂的女孩

Come see the girls, girls, girls 他们是热的，他们是坚果，它们是自杀

  门票便宜，这是犯罪

Some are born mad 而且他们半价后4点钟，所以我们折腾一角钱

Some achieve madness 看到大自然的这些可爱的怪胎在有限的时间

Some have madness thrust upon them 快来看看女孩，女孩，女孩

This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill  

Accept no imitations 有些是天生的狂

For a little extra on the side, you can arrange 有的达到疯狂

For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink 有些人在他们疯狂的推力

For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates 这是真实的东西我的朋友，保证100 ％的正品，精神病

We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion, 不接受仿制品

There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays! 对于就在身边一点点额外的，你可以安排

  对于一个稍微亲密接触，眨眼眨眼

How big is a lady's brain? 对于一个两便士，短短两便士，一把药丸喂囚犯

It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain 我们有丸用于治疗抑郁症，强迫症，侵略，占有，轻率，

This seems just a bit inhumane 有一个血淋淋的药丸如今的一切！

That's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain  

  有多大是一个女人的大脑？

You see, they're really more like animals than people 这真是非常非常小的，简单的想法是相当紧张

Which has been proven haven't any souls at all. 这似乎只是有点不人道

The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior 这只是一个简单的小的冲击，它不会引起她的任何疼痛

And these are only useful in a seedy music hall  

  你看，他们真的更喜欢的动物比人

They don't bite, well they might 这已被证明没有任何灵魂可言。

I say this one does look hungry tonight 这是不逊色，唯一位是胸怀和后

So get your picture with an inmate 而这些仅在一个破旧的音乐厅有用

But be sure she's locked up tight  

  他们不咬人，也搞不好

They're practically wild sir 我说这个看起来确实饿了，今晚

Protect your child sir 因此，让你的画面，一个犯人

They can't recall the taste of freedom 不过可以肯定她关紧

They're just happy if we feed them  

  他们几乎野先生

So point and laugh, it isn't bad 保护你的孩子，先生

They oughtn't mind because they're mad! 他们不记得自由的滋味

If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls 他们只是很高兴，如果我们喂它们

You're welcome to enjoy  

  所以点和笑，这是不坏

Our girls, crazy girls 他们不该介意，因为他们是疯了！

If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride 如果你还没有拿到一毛钱，折腾我们您的珍珠

Those girls, crazy girls 欢迎您来欣赏

They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal  

Tickets cheap, it's a crime 我们的女孩，疯狂的女孩

And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime 如果你愿意高兴得不得了，这是一个骑地狱

To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time 那些女孩，疯狂的女孩

  他们是热的，他们是坚果，它们是自杀

I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme 门票便宜，这是犯罪

So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut 而且他们半价后4点钟，所以我们折腾一角钱

Your corsets tight, your morals high 看到大自然的这些可爱的怪胎在有限的时间

Your knitting neat, your yappers shut  

This is what comes of over-educating, 我有很多的话想说，但我就是不能让他们韵

mentally over-stimulating, 因此，女士们，就让这是一个教训你，让你的头发未切割

too much serious conversating, 你的胸衣太紧，你的道德高

organized religion-hating, 你编织整齐，你胡说八道，牛关

sinful over-copulating, 这是什么来过育人的，

marriage without pro-creating, 精神过度刺激，

girl-on-girl caught lesbiating, 太多严重conversating ，

she was caught while masturbating, 有组织的宗教憎恨，

they all mind manipulating, 罪恶过交配，

chronically hallucinating, 婚姻不利于创造，

certainly there's no debating, 女孩对女孩抓住lesbiating ，

some we just find fascinating, 而自慰她被抓住了，

women's rights facilitating, 他们都记操纵，

independent thought creating, 长期幻觉，

she just may be complicating, 肯定没有辩论，

get your money out we're waiting 有些我们只是觉得这很有趣，

  妇女权益促进的，

To see those 独立思考创作，

Girls! 她可能只是复杂的，

Girls! 得到你的钱了，我们在等待

Girls!