Put my hand on the Bible 把我的手放在圣经

Do me for liable 难道我要承担责任

It's suing season, 它起诉的季节，

And I am broke 而我打破了

   

Buy me some happy 我买了一些快乐

Find me some passion 我找了一些激情

Will it ever happen? 他会不会发生呢？

Heaven knows 天知道

   

Sometimes you've got to get the joke 有时候，你得把这个笑话

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat 就这么漂浮保持这个家伙唯一

Who put this spanner in my spokes? 谁把这个扳手在我的辐条？

I can't change how it's wrote 我不能改变它如何写

   

Classy or flashy 优雅或华丽

At home with Lassie 家里有灵犬莱西

They all walk past me, 他们都从我面前走过，

I wouldn't know. 我不知道。

   

Make me a new man 让我一个新好男人

Find me a new plan 我找一个新的计划

I am a sports fan, 我是一个体育迷，

A real bloke. 一个真正的家伙。

   

Sometimes you've got to get the joke 有时候，你得把这个笑话

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat 就这么漂浮保持这个家伙唯一

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes? 谁把这个电锯在我的辐条？

I can't change how its wrote. 我不能改变它怎么写。

   

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it, 而当我的船进来时，她会就可以了，

Eating a fresh kebab and I want it. 吃新鲜的烤肉串，我想它。

And I want it now. 我现在就要。

   

Sometimes you've got to get the joke, 有时候，你得把这个笑话，

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. 就这么漂浮保持这个家伙的嘛。

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes? 谁把这个电锯在我的辐条？

I can't change how it's wrote. 我不能改变它是如何写的。

   

Sometimes you've got to get the joke, 有时候，你得把这个笑话，

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. 就这么漂浮保持这个家伙的嘛。

You get the dagger out of the cloak. 你得到的匕首出披风。

I can't change how it's wrote. 我不能改变它是如何写的。