I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo 我买了动物园沙鼠

If Richard Gere can do it I can too 如果李察基尔能做到这一点，我可以得

I get undressed, start to lube 我得到脱了衣服，开始润滑油

I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube 我坚持的沙鼠中的管的端部

   

Wondering just how he'll feel 只是不知道他怎么会觉得

Will he like it better than his little wheel 他会喜欢比自己小轮好

Careful now he's right beside me 小心，现在他是对的我的身边

One more inch and he's inside me 还有一英寸，他是我内心

   

Go, gerbil go 去吧，去沙鼠

Burrow harder, burrow deeper 挖洞更难，更深的洞穴

Be my little chimney sweeper 我的小烟囱清扫车

One thing I forgot about 有一件事我忘了

How am I supposed to get you out? 我怎么给你弄出来？

   

So now my Gerbils on easy street 所以现在我的沙鼠在街上很容易

It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat 它的温暖和舒适，并有大量的吃

The situation is beyone my control 这种情况是beyone我的控制

Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole 要找到一个办法让他离开他的孔

   

I try crowbars, I try wires 我尝试撬棍，我尝试电线

I almost had him with a pair of pliers 我几乎让他用钳子

I try cheese but he's not biting 我尝试奶酪，但他不咬

I wish this wasn't so exciting 我希望这不是太令人兴奋了

   

Go, gerbil go 去吧，去沙鼠

Jesus I am such a sucker 耶稣我这样的傻逼

Please get out you furry fucker 请走出你毛茸茸的笨蛋

I think I am getting ill 我想我生病

Suddenly he's very very still 突然，他非常非常安静

   

Now it's too late 现在为时已晚

My gerbil died 我的沙鼠死

I guess I have commited gerbicide 我想我已经犯gerbicide

Here's some advice 下面是一些建议

It's very clear cut 这是非常明确的

If you love your gerbil 如果你爱你的沙鼠

Don't stick him up your butt 不沾他，你的屁股

Don't stick him up your butt 不沾他，你的屁股

Little furry gerbil in your booty hole 在你的战利品洞毛茸茸的小沙鼠

Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out 不坚持他了，你把他放在最后，他会不会出来

Yeah 是啊