I've got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi 我已经得到了JE NE最高审计机关美贵苦锅

Guess what-I'm stirring it with a monkey's paw 你猜怎么着 - 我搅拌它与猴子的爪子

Since I saw you coming out of my barber's shop 因为我看见你走出我的理发店

In that skimpy little halter top 在这轻薄的小吊带衫

   

Did you light the candles? Did you put on "Kind of Blue?" 你点燃蜡烛？难道你把“种蓝的？ ”

Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him, too? 您是否使用了常青藤联盟的巫术在他身上，太？

He thinks he'll be alright but he doesn't know for sure 他认为他会好起来的，但他并不知道肯定

Like every other unindicted coconspirator 像其他所有未被起诉共谋者

   

Mata Hari had a house in France 玛塔有一所房子在法国

Where she worked on all her secret plans 她曾在她所有的秘密计划

Men were falling for her sight unseen 男子爱上了她看都没看

She was a genius 她是个天才

   

There's a a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood 还有，在歌曲作者邻里的每个窗口都有AA脸

Everybody's your best friend when you're doing well-I mean good 每个人都是你最好的朋友，当你做得很好，我的意思是好

The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor 谁住在隔壁，当你没钱的诗人

Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur 长大后成为一名陷害企业家

   

Albert Einstein was a ladies' man 爱因斯坦是个女的男人

While he was working on his universal plan 虽然他的工作对他的普遍计划

He was making out like Charlie Sheen 他拍出来像查理·辛

He was a genius 他是个天才

   

When you dropped me and you staked your claim 当你把我和你赌你的要求

On a V.I.P. who could make your name 在贵宾谁可以让你的名字

You latched on to him and I became 您锁定在他和我成为

A minor inconvenience A小调不便

Your protege don't care about art 你的门徒不关心艺术

I'm the one who always told you you were smart 我是一个谁总是跟你说，你很聪明

You broke my heart into smithereens 你伤了我的心脏成碎片

And that took genius 而这把天才

   

You and the barber make a handsome pair 你和理发师做一个帅气的一对

Guess what-I never liked the way he cut your hair 你猜怎么着，我从来不喜欢他把头发剪的方式

I didn't like the way he turned your head 我不喜欢他把你的头路

But there's nothing I can do or say I haven't done or said 但是，有什么我可以做的或说我没有做或说

   

Everybody needs a place to stand 每个人都需要一个支点

And a method for their schemes and scams 而对于他们的计划和诈骗的方法

If I could only get my record clean 如果我只能得到我的纪录干净

I'd be a genius 我是一个天才