Pass the fuckin ball! 通过他妈的球！

What an idiot! 真是个白痴！

Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? 他妈的吧，我去再弄啤酒。你们要吗？

Alright... 好吧...

Two Please! 二，请！

Oh boy... 哦，孩子......

Hahahaha 哈哈哈哈

[phone rings] [电话铃响]

Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright 喂？ ......是啊，是啊，冷静，我们都只是犹豫不决了...好吧

Bye-bye... 再见...

Who was that, some chicks? 是谁，有些小鸡？

Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over 不，这是我的邻居，他的机器人的科曼多

What? 什么？

Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay 是啊，他建立了一个机器人前一阵子，机器人就出来了同性恋

Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads... 哟，我们出Hunnyduffers所以我抓住了几个Gooseheads的...

Okay, that's cool... 好吧，这很酷......

Wait, so the robot's gay? 等待，让机器人的同性恋？

Gay Robot's comin over? 盖伊机器人的坠落了吗？

Yep... 是的...

Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football stats 哦，老兄，你必须看到这一点，他的疯狂足球统计

No way! 没办法！

[doorbell rings] [门铃响起]

It's open! 它是开放的！

Hey guys... what's up? 嗨......这是怎么回事？

Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot... 嘿，很高兴见到雅同性恋机器人...

Gay Robot in the house! 盖伊机器人在家里！

Word up... what's the score, fuckers? 字了...有什么成绩，不要脸？

Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami... 巨人是eatin狗屎在第三季度，它的24-8迈阿密...

Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers... 别担心，巨人有phenominal第四季度的数字...

Really? 真的吗？

They'll come back and win by three 他们会回来，赢得三

Alright! 好吧！

I love it! 我喜欢它！

Fuck you guys! 他妈的你们！

Sorry, buddy... 对不起，哥们......

Who's the new guy? 谁是新来的家伙？

Oh, that's my friend John. 哦，那是我的朋友约翰。

Hey John... sweet hat! 嘿，约翰......甜蜜的帽子！

Uh... thanks... what's goin on? 呃...谢谢...什么是布莱恩？

You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick? 你知道...只是寒冷......我可以吸你的家伙？

What? 什么？

No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot... 不，不，不，不，他没事，盖伊机器人...

That was funny... 这很有趣......

The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any 同性恋机器人变得有点角质，因为他不知道任何

gay guys around here... 同性恋人在这里...

Oh, I see... 哦，我明白了...

Sorry! 对不起！

hehehe... 呵呵呵...

Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson, 哦，我不能相信你掉了！做一些事情，亨德森，

you fat fuck! 你胖他妈的！

Hey! That was very offensive to me! 嘿！这是很反感我！

Why? You're not fat... 为什么呢？你不胖...

I thought you said fag! 我还以为你说FAG ！

No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat... 不，我不会说的，我说胖...

Oh, sorry! 哦，对不起！

hahaha 哈哈哈

I guess if you fist fuck me, we'll be even! 我想，如果你用手干我，我们会连！

No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot... 不，我不是同性恋，男同性恋机器人...

I thought you said you were? 我还以为你说你是？

No... You know I never said that... 不......你知道，我从来没说过......

I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys! 我知道，我只是扶正祛邪你！美好的时光！好时光的家伙！

Hahahaha 哈哈哈哈

Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time! 嘿，盖伊机器人的就吃的好时机！

So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot? 所以，你是怎么想的老鹰是怎么办这个赛季，盖伊机器人？

Let's find out! [whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries 让我们来一探究竟吧！ [呼呼，哔哔声]在这里说，由于受到伤病困扰

and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9 和irratic天气模式，老鹰将完成一个惨淡的7-9

What? No way! 什么？没办法！

Deal with it 对付它

The Gay Robot knows his shit, man 同性恋机器人知道自己的狗屎，人

Now will someone blow it on my face? 现在有人吹在我的脸上？

Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch some 这里没人的同性恋，但你，盖伊的机器人，让我们只是看一些

football, alright? 足球，好吗？

Look, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run 你看，我不是在这里把党下来......只是......我跑

on semen... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas... 对精液......没有它，我可能会死......帮我住小伙子们......

Jerk off in my mouth immediatly... Please, my circuits are 在我嘴里挺举关闭立刻...拜托，我的电路

shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Going 短路...开始褪色已...查看光...去

towards it.... 对吧....

hahahahah hahahahah

You're makin this up, Gay Robot! 你让这件事，盖伊机器人！

My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times! 是我不好！你有我！哈哈哈......美好的时光！

Hahaahaha... Hahaahaha ...

So does he eat food like us... human people? 所以他吃的食物像我们这样的人......人呢？

Yeah, he can eat food... 是的，他可以吃的食物...

Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot? 雅想要一些玉米片，同性恋机器人？

Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass? 听起来不错，约翰。我可以蘸在你的屁股？

Ooh... 哦...

I'm all set, thanks 我都准备好，谢谢

Hehehe... 呵呵呵...

What the fuck?! The reception's all fuzzy! 什么他妈的？在前台的所有模糊！

Are you kidding me? 你在开玩笑吧？

Don't panic... I can fix it 不要惊慌......我可以修复它

Oh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit! 嘿！这是正确的！我爱它，工作的机器人神奇，修复狗屎！

Okay, here's the problem! 好了，这就是问题所在！

My man! What is it? 我的男人！它是什么？

Your cock's not in my asshole! 你的公鸡是不是在我的屁眼！

Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot... 噢....也许你应该回家去洗个冷水澡，盖伊机器人...

Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail 好吧......我去......我们就捶对方了，我会保释

Not gonna happen 不是要发生的事

Please? 请？

Goodbye 再见

Fuck you 你他妈的

Later Gay Robot 后来盖伊机器人

[fly unzips] [飞解压]

Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants! 哦，不！看看发生了什么事！我的ROBO-公鸡跌出我的裤子！

Oh, shit, he's got a boner!! 哦，妈的，他有一个大错！

Taste it!!! 品尝它！

[spraying sounds] [喷涂声音]

Oh, oh!!! 哦，哦！

Fuckin asshole!!! 他妈的混蛋！

Come on, Gay Robot!!! 来吧，盖伊机器人！

Aww, man! 噢，伙计！

Later fags! 后来的fags ！

[Door opens and closes] [门打开和关闭]

[Distant voices] [遥远的声音]

Hey Gay Robot 嘿同性恋机器人

Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick? 嘿查森先生......我可以吸吮你的鸡巴？