These are the tales, the freaky tales... 这是故事的奇特故事...

The tales that I tell so well... 我说的这么好故事...

   

I met this girl, her name was Joan 我遇到了这个女孩，她的名字叫琼

She loved the way I rocked the microphone 她爱过，我就震惊了麦克风的方式

When I met Joan, I took her home 当我遇到琼，我送她回家

She was just like a doggy all on my bone 她就像所有在我的骨狗

I met another girl, her name was Ann 我遇到了另一个女孩，她的名字是安

All she wanted was to freak with a man 所有她想要的是发飙了一个男人

When I met Ann, I soked her pans 当我见到安安，我soked她的平底锅

We ended up freakin' by garbage can 我们结束了该死的垃圾能

The next young freak I met was Red 下一个年轻的怪胎我遇到了红

I took her to the house and she gave me head 我把她的房子，她给了我头上

She likes to freak was all she said 她喜欢发飙了所有她说

We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed 我们跳了表，我们打破了我的床

There's another girl, her name is Mary 还有一个女孩，她的名字叫玛丽

Talked about sex and the girl acted scary 谈到性别和女孩行动吓人

I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry 我听说她是刻着我的巨蟹座杰里

Took her to the house and I popped that cherry 带她到房子，我突然出现了樱桃

Young and tender, sweet Denise 年轻，嫩，甜韵诗

Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast 让她在床上，女孩的野兽

I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece 我告诉你，巨蟹座，如果你得到了一块

She only talks about signin' a lease 她只有签到会谈“租赁

I met this tender, her name was Lori 我遇到了这个温柔，她的名字是洛里

And a X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story 和X级的电影不会告诉她的故事

She had a twinsister, her name was Lisa 她有一个twinsister ，她的名字叫丽莎

And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser 就这样洛瑞，她是一个真正的家伙欣喜

My girlfriend's name was Michelle, I freaked her well 我女朋友的名字是米歇尔，我吓坏了她好

Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell 她的猫比在地狱的火焰更热了

I geed this girl, her name was Tammy í geed这个女孩，她的名字是塔米

I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy 我没有想这样做会使母狗是flammy

She had a best friend, her name was Jane 她有一个最好的朋友，她的名字是简

I pulled to the side and I spitted that game 我拉在一旁，我吐出那场比赛

I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine 我在lifespine遇到了很多怪胎

Freaked one night with a girl named Pam 吓坏一个晚上和一个叫帕姆女孩

The very next day I saw her with her man 就在第二天，我看到她和她的男人

One week passed and I was in her again 一个星期过去了，我在她的再次

I had an old tender, her name was Janie 我有一个老嫩，她的名字是珍妮

She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen 她是32 ，我只有18岁

She likes to freak, she's just a fiend 她喜欢发飙，她只是一个恶魔

It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans 这真的当我看到她穿着牛仔裤并不重要

I wanna big freak, fat and slobby 我想大怪胎，脂肪和slobby

I kick on back and I watch her mouth 我踢就回来了，我看她的嘴

Two tons of fun, big mama jama 两吨的乐趣，大妈妈贾马

A country-girl from Alabama 一个国家的女孩从阿拉巴马州

I met this girl, her name was Betty 我遇到了这个女孩，她的名字是贝蒂

Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death 她的阴部湿了，它闻起来像死亡

I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat 我累了地狱，我drippin 汗

But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath 但我都在她试着屏住呼吸

Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas 烤，动摇我们，我在拉斯维加斯遇到了这个怪胎

She said her name was Donna 她说，她的名字是唐娜

She was a pitty little freak from China 她是来自中国的贝蒂的小怪物

I said I don't pimp or gigolo 我说我不皮条客或舞男

I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe 我就吃了这么多钱，我不需要锄头

You can break yourself but you can't break me 你可以打破自己，但你不能打倒我

You never met a player like $hort, baby 你从来没有见过这样的球员$园艺，婴儿

I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo 我知道叫贝蒂 - 乔一个家伙吸盘

Took her to my home and we did it on the floor 带她到我家，我们做到了地板上

The girl got freaky and I tell you more: 这个女孩得了怪异的，我告诉你更多：

She was down on her knees beggin' to blow 她倒在她的膝盖开始吹

She's like another freak named Ren` 她就像另一个名为Ren`怪胎

You get her alone and she'll make your day 你得到她一个人，她会让你的一天

Like Burger King, she knows the play 如汉堡王，她知道玩

But a freak like Ren`, you can have it your way... 但是，像Ren`一个怪胎，你可以有你的方式......

   

These are the tales, the freaky tales... 这是故事的奇特故事...

These are the tales that I tell so well... 这些是我知道的这么好故事...

   

I met this girl, thick as hell 我遇到了这个女孩，厚得要命

Only sixteen, said her name was Linell 只有十六岁，说她的名字是Linell

I took her to my house, I could not wait 我带她到我家，我就迫不及待

Her shit was much tighter than Central Safe 她妈比中央汇金更紧密

Let me tell you this since we talkin' young 让我告诉你这个，因为我们说年轻

I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne 我遇到了另一个女孩，说她的名字是伊冯娜

Always talkin' about havin' fun 总是谈论有关就吃乐趣

Once again in the bed I got it goin' on 再一次在床上，我得到了它布莱恩

I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk 我太$园艺爵士，不能没有朋克

I try to get funky like female funk 我试着让时髦女性喜欢临阵脱逃

So when you see me comin' or see me goin' 当你看到我科曼或见我如此如此

I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' 我把我的钱，让锄头继续肆意

I once met a tender, she did it for free 我曾经遇到一个温柔的，她这么做是为了自由

On the Foothill bust number forty-three 在山麓胸围数43

All the way on the back she was workin' me 所有的背，她干活我的方式

Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat 有我的大口技和我jammin “的节拍

I met this freak named aunt Winell 我遇到了这个怪胎叫阿姨Winell

Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet Macked像冰冷的兽医宝宝

Everythin' she had is what I get 一切都很她是我所得到的

Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit 因为我太$园艺，宝贝，我不玩那些事

I met another freak, her name was Rita 我遇到了另外一个怪胎，她的名字是丽塔

Baby thought that $hort just might eat her 婴儿以为$园艺也许会吃她

I told her like this, she can suck my peter 我告诉她这个样子，她可以吮吸我的彼得

Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her 甚至回家，因为我知道我并不需要她

Scratched her name off my telephone book 抓伤她的名字从我的电话簿

Never again I took a second look 再也不要我把第二次看

Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon 引起下年轻的怪胎，她的名字是沙龙

She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin' 她不停地查找 ，好吧，我一直stairin “

Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' 她的战利品被塞在她穿着45号球衣“的牛仔裤

She never left, she cutted out 她从来没有离开过，她拼切出

I know you all know what I'm talkin' about 我知道你们都知道我说的对

There's a freak named Shane, such a sinner 有一个叫肖恩的怪胎，这样的罪人

She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner 她抽烟的管子和她刚开了更薄

Shane is cool but her mind is gone 巴蒂尔是很酷，但她的心中离去

One fat rock and it's goin' on 一胖摇滚和它的布莱恩

She had another buddy, came by my place 她还有另外一个哥们，来过我家

Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace 厚实的屁股婊子，说她叫格雷斯

She walked in the door wearin' a lace 她走到门口穿个蕾丝

You shoulda seen that look that was on my face 你早该看到的样子，这是我的脸

She's like this tender named Belinda 她这样温柔叫贝琳达

Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender 的homeboys叫她贝琳达的搅拌机

She gave head like she made it up 她把脑袋就像她和好了

She was twenty years old with a big round butt 当时她已经26岁，又大又圆的屁股

Had a girl slick like olive oil 有一个漂亮的女孩像橄榄油

Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled 她的父亲是富有的女孩被宠坏了

When she got mad he blood would boil 当她生气了，他的血液将沸腾

But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy... 但我厉声她送行就像我看着的玩具...

   

These are the tales, the freaky tales... 这是故事的奇特故事...

The tales that I tell so well... 我说的这么好故事...

   

Shockedy life, Friday night, it's goin' on Too $hort Shockedy生活，周五晚上，它是在太$园艺布莱恩

Three weeks ago I met this freak 三个星期前，我遇到了这个怪胎

She followed me around like Mary's sheep 她跟在我身边像玛丽的羊

I hitted around the corner and when she came í hitted在即，当她来到

I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name 我抓住她的胳膊，我问她的名字

She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita 她说，这是妮娜和她的男人在Santa Rita

I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her 我带她到我家的巨蟹座，我geed她

Set her on the way the very next way 将她的途中第二天方式

Playboy $hort was ready to play 花花公子$园艺准备打

I bumped to this girl, her name was Roseanne 我碰上这个女孩，她的名字是的Roseanne

We hitted the motel and got it goin' on 我们hitted汽车旅馆，得到它布莱恩

Holiday Inn to the break of dawn 假日酒店到破晓时分

When I took baby home, I freaked her mom 当我带着宝宝回家，我吓坏妈妈

I knew this tender named Shanie 我知道本次招标命名杀孽

I took her to the house and let her freak on me 我带她到家里，让她发飙了我

Baby was a fan, she loved my beat 宝宝是个迷，她喜欢我拍

But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet 不过，我也不会提高我的腿，让她吻我的脚

I met this freak named Yolanda 我遇到了这个怪胎叫约兰达

Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda 冷轧娃娃就像一个全新的本田

I was on top and she was up under 我在上面，她下了

The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder 床上hitted在墙上，它听起来像打雷

I once had a datewith girl named Kitty 我曾经有一个名为凯蒂à datewith女孩

She was so fine with big fat tiddies 她是那么细跟大胖tiddies

All night long she was actin' shitty 整整一夜，她装作低劣

So i macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti 所以我macked宝贝，好像我是弗兰克·尼蒂

There's another girl, her name is Rose 还有一个女孩，她的名字叫玫瑰

I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos 我用滚宝宝喜欢全新沃尔沃

I never saw Rose wearin' clothes 我从来没有见过罗斯穿着45号球衣的衣服

She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose 她是个拉皮条的家庭宠物，准备姿势

I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet 我坐车在街上时，我遇到了珍妮

Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet 她的战利品是大于整个该死的星球

Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it 屁股到处都是，我只是不能忍受

Tried to poem it but I could not manage 试图首诗，但我不能管理

I had this freak, her name was Bunny 我有这个怪胎，她的名字是兔子

Said I was the only man who ever called her honey 说我是唯一的人谁曾叫她亲爱的

Everythin' I did to her was funny 一切都很我没有给她很有趣

I macked on bunny and I took her money í macked的兔子，我拿了她的钱

Eight tonight a date with Shirlie 八今晚约会Shirlie

She was really short and her hair was curly 她真的很短，她的头发是卷发

If you saw baby you liked this girlie 如果你看到了，宝贝，你喜欢这个娘娘腔

She was so fine I went to get her early 她是那么细我去年初得到她

Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel Shirlie是刻着就像一个名为蕾切尔的女孩

Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal 她咬了恶毒的，它肯定是致命的

She liked to kiss all on my neval 她喜欢所有的吻在我的neval

Those are her lips on top of my label 这些都是她的嘴唇在我的标签之上

I knew another freak, her name was Candy 我知道另外一个怪胎，她的名字叫糖果

Real big lips and they came in handy 真正的大嘴唇，他们派上了用场

I smooth got worked and it was so dandy í顺利拿到工作，它是如此的花花公子

I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy 我迷上育雏了我的巨蟹座兰迪

He did me a favor in return 他在回帮了我一个忙

Gave me a lizard, said her name was Laverne 给我一只蜥蜴，说她的名字是拉文

Baby got tossed and I got it on 婴儿扔得到，我得到了它

I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song 我抓起了话筒，开始唱我的歌

My young homeboy heard me rap 我年轻的巨蟹座听我说唱

And said he had way more freaks than that 并说，他有比这种方式更怪胎

So I told him like this: they might be freakin' 于是我告诉他是这样的：他们可能是刻着

But, boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment... 但是，孩子，你从未有过的那件T -P -处理...