Now here's the thing about saying firetruck 现在，这里是关于说救火车的事

It starts F and it ends with UCK 它开始F和它与UCK结束

So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck 所以，当你有困难或运气不好

You no longer have to exclaim "OH FUCK" 您再也不必惊呼“噢，他妈的”

Hey look at that they just bleeped me 嘿，看，他们只是bleeped我

Instead say firetruck, it's so easy 你可以这样说救火车，它是那么容易

And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there 我想花一点时间只是坐在那里

I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere 我会告诉你如何可以在任何地方说救火车

   

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK 存根你的脚，救火车

Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK 失去你的现金，救火车

You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK 你是赤身露体，你们的父母回家，救火车

Fail your class, FIRETRUCK 失败你的类，救火车

Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK 划伤你的屁股，救火车

Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK 修剪指甲太短，好痛，救火车

Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK 废话你的裤子，救火车

Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK 别瞎说，救火车

No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK 没有人最多可显示你的党，救火车

Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK 死，救火车的红环

Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK 忘了呼吸，救火车

Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK 发现你妈妈是你的爸爸，救火车

   

Say firetruck every chance you see 说救火车，你看到的每一个机会

It's even more fun when it gets bleeped 这是更有趣，当它被bleeped

Say it with me now, don't make this suck 说我现在不做这个闹心

F****************UCK! ˚F ****************科军！

   

Whoa man, did you just say fuck? 哇人，你刚才说他妈的？

Naw man, I just said Firetruck 瑙的人，我只是说救火车

But when you bleep it, it says fuck 但是，当你哔哔它，它说他妈的

Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck! 谁在乎的人，我们是在说救火车！

   

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK 失去你的牙齿，救火车

iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK iPhone法案，救火车

Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK 乔纳斯兄弟中探出头来，救火车

Crash your car, FIRETRUCK 崩溃你的车，救火车

Into your dog, FIRETRUCK 为你的狗，救火车

Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK- 原来，你的狗是你的妈妈， FIRETRUCK-

   

Wait, so now my mom's a dog? 等待，所以现在我的妈妈是一只狗？

And your dad 你爸

This is just getting ridiculous 这是刚开可笑

You act like that's not normal- 你像那不是归一

IT ISN'T NORMAL. 这是不正常。

It is in Canada 它是在加拿大

So they have man-dog-women in Canada? 因此，他们不得不人为狗的妇女在加拿大？

...Yes 是的...

   

Fail science, FIRETRUCK 失败学，救火车

Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK 吃了铅笔，消防车

There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?! 有超过500个宠物小精灵，什么消防车？

Lose the game, FIRETRUCK 输掉比赛，救火车

David Blaine, FIRETRUCK 大卫布莱恩，救火车

Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK 得到一个跑了过来...... （什么？ ）消防车

   

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite. 所以，是的。你想下一次说F字，只说救火车。这是比较客气。

And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself 如果你不喜欢这首歌，走自己的消防车