[Act I] [第一幕]

   

[SCENE FIVE] [场景五]

[THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST] [的湿T恤比赛]

   

After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by 几个星期上车后，被porked通过

Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do 蟾蜍-O的道路船员，以及过于疲惫办

their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped in Miami. 他们定期洗衣，玛丽倾倒在迈阿密。

With no money (and no other famous rock groups due into 没有钱（没有其他著名摇滚乐队由于成

the area for at least three weeks), she tries to pick up a few bucks 在至少三周的区域） ，她试图捡起几块钱

by entering the Wet T-Shirt contest at The Brasserie... 通过进入湿T恤比赛在小酒馆...

   

[IKE:] [ IKE ： ]

Looks to me like something funny 在我看来就像一些有趣的事

Is going on around here 是怎么回事在这里

People laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin' 人们嘲笑 N跳舞 N婚前

Entirely too much for their beer 完全吃不消了他们的啤酒

And they all think they are 他们都认为自己是

Clean outa-site 清洁OUTA现场

And they're ready to party 而且他们准备好党

"Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE “事业的标志外说，这是湿T恤NITE

'N' they all crave some Hot delight “N” ，他们都渴望一些热门的喜悦

Well the girls are excited 好女孩很兴奋

Because in a minute 因为在一分钟内

They're gonna get wet 他们会被淋湿

'N' the boys are delighted “N”男孩很高兴

Because all the titties 因为所有的titties

Will get 'em upset 将得到时间爆冷

'N' they all think they are Reety-awright “N”他们都认为自己是Reety - awright

'N' they're ready to boogie “N”他们已经准备好趴

'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE “事业的标志外说，这是湿T恤NITE

'N' they all crave some Pink delight “N” ，他们都渴望一些粉红色的喜悦

When the water gets on'em 当水进入onem

Their ninnies get rigid 他们ninnies得到刚性

'N' look pretty bold “N”看起来很大胆

It's a common reaction 这是一个常见的反应

That makes an attraction 这使得一个景点

Whenever it's cold 每当它的冷

'N'all of the fellas 小伙子们的“ Nall

They wish they could bite 他们希望他们能咬

On the cute little nuggets 在可爱的小金块

The local girls are showin' off tonite 当地女孩舒了今夜

You know I think it serves 'em right 你知道，我认为它提供时间的权利

You know I think it serves 'em right 你知道，我认为它提供时间的权利

You know I think it serves 'em right 你知道，我认为它提供时间的权利

You know I think it serves 'em right 你知道，我认为它提供时间的权利

And it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN 和它的湿T恤一次又一次

I know you want someone to show you some tit! 我知道你希望有人来告诉你一些针锋相对！

BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES! 大的！湿的呢！大湿的呢！

   

At this point, FATHER RILEY (who had been recently de-frocked 在这一点上，父亲RILEY （谁最近去frocked

for not meeting his quota, and has grown his hair out and 对不符合自己的配额，并已发展了他的头发，并

bought a groovy sport coot and moved to Miami and changed 买了一个时髦的运动口子，搬到迈阿密和改变

his name to BUDDY JONES) steps onto the crowded bandstand 他的名字到好友JONES ）踏上拥挤的演奏台

in his exciting new role as a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST EMCEE... 作为一个湿T恤比赛的司仪了令人兴奋的新角色...

   

[BUDDY JONES:] [朋友琼斯： ]

Ah, thanks, IKE... 嗯，谢谢， IKE ...

Yes, it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN 是的，这是湿T恤一次又一次

Here at The Brasserie... Home of THE TITS... huh huh... 在这里的小酒馆......回家的山雀......呵呵呵呵......

And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park 而且它是由卡诺加公园迷人的玛丽

Up next in her bid for the semi-finals... 旁边她的申办四强...

Hi,Mary...howya doin? 嗨，玛丽... howya干什么？

   

Having been fucked senseless by the boys in the crew, MARY does 在剧组已性交毫无意义的男孩，玛丽做

not recognize the former religious personage from her nights in the 没有她在夜晚识别前宗教人士

rectory basement during which she acquired her basic manual skills 在此期间，她获得了基本的手工技艺教区长地下室