I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food 我会去阿拉斯加，母狗一巴掌北极熊，并采取它的食物

I'll mow the fucking lawn, on a land mine field like what, boom 我会修剪草坪他妈的，像什么，潮地雷场

I'll roll a m-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up 我会滚的M- 80在一些文件和烟雾狗屎

I'll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love 我会与肮脏的婊子拉芙共用一个肮脏的海洛因针

I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screaming and busting shots at him 我周围的白宫草坪上跑，赤裸裸地尖叫，并在他出手破坏

I'll scratch my back with a chain saw, oh yeah, got it 我会帮我背了链锯，噢，知道了

I'll walk through Compton alone, in sport Wranglers and a cowboy hat 我将通过康普顿独自行走，在运动争吵和一顶牛仔帽

I'll head-butt a fucking unicorn, come here bitch 我将头撞一个他妈的麒麟，来这里的母狗

I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with a axe 我会站在一个树桩，让你修剪脚趾甲我用斧头

I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and then try to run with a banana hanging out my ass 我将吸盘冲床大猩猩，然后尝试用香蕉挂了我的屁股跑

I'll fucking become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages 我他妈的成了笔友的unibomber ，让他送我的包

I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia talking about free ice cream sandwiches 我会通过埃塞俄比亚驾驶一辆冰淇淋车在谈论免费的冰淇淋三明治

[Chorus 2x] [合唱2倍]

What's the matter, what's the matter 出了什么事，什么事

what's the matter, are you scared 有什么事，你害怕

what's the matter, what's the matter 怎么回事，怎么回事

tell me are you fearless 告诉我，你是初生牛犊不怕虎

I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car, if he was still around 我会告诉萨姆Kinison借用我的车，如果他还在身边

I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on 我要蹦极跳下吊车只有一份面条绑在

I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut, while a ruthless alien tryin' to probe me 我捧得我屁股关，而无情的外国人试着去探索我

I'll receive an operation on my eyeball, while riding in a dune buggy 我会得到我的眼球手术，骑在沙滩车，而

I'll finger fuck a toilet, and French kiss a light socket 我将手指他妈的厕所，而法式热吻光插座

I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice, "Hi, my name is Jenny, Nah, no I wouldn't" 我拿起一个妓女用低沉的声音：“你好，我叫珍妮，不，不，我不会”

I'll take all my clothes off, and run up and bear hug a cactus 我会带我所有的衣服脱掉，并运行起来，熊抱仙人掌

I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch 我会偷偷到斯利克里克抢夺了他的眼罩

I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast 我吃了一碗集束炸弹和传播水母在我的吐司

I'll fucking grease my ass up, and sit on top of a flag post 我他妈的润滑脂我的屁股了，坐的旗杆顶部

I'll shoot a game of pool, with the grim reaper and then let him beat me 我就开枪打台球，与死神然后让他打我

I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar let him take me home and eat me 我会满足杰弗里·达默在一些还挺棒让他带我回家，吃了我

[Chorus 2x] [合唱2倍]

Whats the matter, what's the matter 什么事，什么事

what's the matter, are you scared 有什么事，你害怕

what's the matter, what's the matter 怎么回事，怎么回事

tell me are you fearless 告诉我，你是初生牛犊不怕虎

I'll through gang signs at the booya tribe up and downs like whut 我会通过在booya部落了帮派标志和起伏状没准儿

I'll hunt Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up 我会寻找迈克尔·杰克逊的整容医生告诉他嘿了我

I'll put my lips on a 81' novas exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker 我会把我的嘴唇上81新星排气管和烟的笨蛋

I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters trying to catch'em 我他妈的小鸡生螃蟹带有这么大的红龙虾试图catchem

I'll start a record label and invest everything I got on M.C. Hammer 我将开始一个唱片公司，并投资我得到了MC的一切锤

I'll wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer 我会穿粉红色的比基尼丁字裤，并通过地狱向右走

I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45 put it to the dome and dump it 我买了镀铬沙漠之鹰45把它的穹顶和倾倒

I'll go to a big ass bee hive on a tree, drop my drawers and hump it 我会去一个大屁股蜂巢在树上，将我的抽屉，它弓起

[Chorus] [合唱]

What's the matter, what's the matter 出了什么事，什么事

what's the matter, are you scared 有什么事，你害怕

what's the matter, what's the matter 怎么回事，怎么回事

tell me are you feared 告诉我，你怕

[repeats until end] [重复进行，直到结束]