Fat as I am. 脂肪作为我。

Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? 谁愿意看到一个耍大牌的脂肪，因为我？

I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. 我现在得到误认为是莱妮卡赞。

How is it that I'm fat as I am? 它怎么说，我胖，因为我？

   

Fat as I am. 脂肪作为我。

The camera's gonna add a ton to my can. 相机会一吨添加到我即可。

This is the way they say Godzilla began. 这是他们说的哥斯拉开始的方式。

How did I get as fat as I am? 我怎么会胖，因为我？

   

"Try it again." “再试试吧。 ”

All of my friends say I should diet again; 我所有的朋友都说我又应该饮食;

That all my fans are gonna riot again. 所有我的球迷，因为我的骚乱了。

"Look what happened to Liz." “看看发生了什么事利兹。 ”

   

All of my sins 我所有的罪

are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! 是不是一样多。 。 。我所有的下巴！

I could audition for the doublemint twins. 我可以试听的箭双胞胎。

No one in the biz is as fat as I is. 没有人在BIZ是脂肪，因为我是。

   

Ah, but what's a career 啊，但什么是职业生涯

when you put it next to knockwurst and beer? 当你把它旁边knockwurst和啤酒吗？

They could park a DC10 on my rear. 他们可以停放DC10在我的后面。

God knows I got the gas! 天知道我有气！

   

There goes the chair. 还有那张椅子上。

But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! 不过说实话，我太胖关心！

I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. 我吃了肉丸掉了一地就在那边。

Ah, you don't give a damn 啊，你不给该死

when you're fat as I am! 当你胖，因为我！