Got this funny feeling going through my head 得到这个奇怪的感觉通过我的头

That if I go down to the pub I might just end up in bed 那如果我去了酒吧，我可能只落得在床上

With a blond or a brunette or a red head or two 一个金发或黑发或红头两

But oh what am I saying that'll never happen to you 但是，唉，要我说，永远不会发生在你身上

   

Can this be right? Can this be wrong? 会这样吗？可这是错的？

Doing what I'm doing all night long 做我现在做一整夜

I love to brag, I love to boast 我爱吹牛，我爱自夸

And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most 而在酒吧所有的小伙子们觉得我过的最

   

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize 你看， “因为我就是喜欢幻想

All these thoughts I've got inside 我有身体所有的想法

It can't be healthy what I'm doing 它不可能是健康的我在做什么

I'd like to get them out my head 我想他们走出我的头

Before I go blind in my bed 在我去瞎了我的床

   

Time to change is days and she's heading for you 时间改变的是天，她走向你

She knows just what she wants and she knows what to do 她知道她想要的只是什么，她知道该怎么做

She drags you back to her place step over the toys 她拉着你回到原来的地方了一步玩具

The baby-sitters sleeping so we can't make much noise 该保姆睡了，所以我们不能大声喧哗

   

It's been so long, I won't go fast 这是这么久，我不会走的快

Ejaculation, celebration here at last 射精，这里的庆祝活动最后

Pig in shit, cat and the cream 猪狗屎，猫和奶油

I open up my eyes, but It's another wet dream 我打开了我的眼睛，但它的另一个遗精

   

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize 你看， “因为我就是喜欢幻想

All these thoughts I've got inside 我有身体所有的想法

It can't be healthy what I'm doing 它不可能是健康的我在做什么

I'd like to get them out my head 我想他们走出我的头

Before I go blind in my bed 在我去瞎了我的床

   

I've had this funny feeling lying in my bed 我有这种奇怪的感觉躺在我的床上

Someone's spreading rumours down the King's Head 一个人的造谣下来了国王的头

But I've got this reputation and I can't stop it now 不过，我有这个名声，我现在不能阻止它

I'd like to be in heaven but this feels like hell 我想在天堂，但这种感觉就像地狱

   

Can this be right? Can this be wrong? 会这样吗？可这是错的？

Doing what I'm doing all night long 做我现在做一整夜

I love to brag, I love to boast 我爱吹牛，我爱自夸

And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most 而在酒吧所有的小伙子们觉得我过的最

   

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize 你看， “因为我就是喜欢幻想

I close my eyes she's always there 我闭上眼睛，她总是在那里

Why am I living this nightmare? 为什么我住这个噩梦？

She's a darling in my eyes 她是我眼中的宠儿

But I just love to fantasize 但我就是喜欢幻想

   

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize 你看， “因为我就是喜欢幻想

On my bed I always lie 在我的床上我总是说谎

Same old blue book in my hand 老蓝皮书在我手中

To the pictures I relate 回到我的相关照片

Is this my world is this my fate? 这是我的世界这是我的命运吗？