Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope 你有见过一个女孩，你认为她是涂料

and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke 你想给她买爆米花和中杯可乐

but when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke 但是当接近收盘时，你关门大吉了，你呛

Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak 时间写了感谢信给亲爱的老爸爸的斗篷

   

she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent 她真的很可爱，她的头发illuminescent

I fight the urge to smell her 我战斗的冲动，闻到她

'cause you know she get to stepping 因为你知道她得到加强

but you just observe from across the way 但你从对面的只是观察

if I was working EBGames then you would not pay (full price) 如果我工作EBGames则不会支付（全价）

   

I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week 我很好，我很甜蜜，我每周两次洗澡

Kid diggin' on my speak 'cause I represent the geeks. “在我说话的事业小子陷我代表的怪才。

But I'm really hella cool, and I had sex before 但我真的很海拉爽了，我以前的性

So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting, whore! (Well that's not true) 所以，不要用你的数字坐立不安的不发短信，妓女！ （嗯，这是不正确的）

   

I've Falynn and I can't get up 我已经Falynn ，我不能起床

Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush, 女孩，我爱你，是我迷恋，

I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I 我在蘑菇和我失去了我的午餐，我

don't think I can make it home alone. 不认为我可以把它独自在家。

   

I stare at my shoes and I look away 我盯着我的鞋子，我把目光移开

'cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face 因为我觉得你还挺可爱的，我喜欢你的脸

one day we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner 有一天，我们会拥抱，我不得不隐藏我的蠢蛋

You don't want to do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner 你不想做多蒂，我是一个反叛者和一个孤独的人

   

I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand 我是一个说唱巨星，在我的手麦克风

But I can't talk to girls,'less the girl is a fan 但我不能跟女生， “少的女孩是个迷

But yo, I got a plan, I'll love it when it comes together 但是，哟，我有一个计划，我会喜欢它，当它走到一起

We'll get married and have babies 我们会结婚和生孩子

And we'll all wear matching sweaters. 我们将所有匹配的穿毛衣。

   

Yes, I'd do her if I knew her 是的，我愿意做她的，如果我知道她

This is hard without computers 这是很难没有电脑

She don't need another stalker,or intruder to pursue her 她不需要再死缠烂打，或入侵者追求她

She don't need a guy like me, whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers 她并不需要像我这样的人，她最喜欢的电影的星河战队

Why don't you kill me baby, is it because I'm a loser? 你为什么不杀了我的宝宝，是不是因为我是个失败者？

I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves 我是一个胜利者，刚开始卷起衣袖

Roll up, next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze 卷起来，我旁边，我不能呼吸，我喘息

"Hi, my name is MC, what's yours? That's great!" “嗨，我的名字是MC ，什么是你的吗？那太好了！ ”

Want you in the worst way. 希望您在最糟糕的方式。

This is so our first date. 之所以如此，是我们的第一次约会。

   

I've Falynn and I can't get up 我已经Falynn ，我不能起床

Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush 女孩，我爱你，是我迷恋

I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I 我在蘑菇和我失去了我的午餐，我

don't think I can make it home alone. 不认为我可以把它独自在家。

   

(WOW!) （哇！ ）