Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like... 女士们，先生们，我的名字是Macklemore ，这是我的音乐，感觉这么该死的好一下吧。检查我有个故事，哟它会有点像...

   

When I was 17 I was staying in NYC 17岁那年我住在纽约

And my homie told me where I could get a fake Id 和我亲密的告诉我，在那里我可以得到一个假身份证

"Aiyo son you better get that shit when you in NY" “哎哟儿子，你最好把狗屎当你在纽约”

So I hopped on the subway and I gave it a try 于是我跳上地铁，我给它一个尝试

Plesant surprise the Id looked fine Plesant惊喜的标识看起来很好

5'9, blues eyes, born in 1979 59 ，蓝色的眼睛，出生于1979年

Nervous as hell I went to the store with my homie 紧张得要命我去店里与我亲密

Came out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40" 走了出来，大喊“耶，他们卖给我40 ”

You know that I was the man 你知道我是男人

Buying the contraband with a fake ass hologram 购买违禁一个假屁股全息图

No more looking for bums, standing in the rain 没有更多的寻找流浪汉，站在雨中

Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my change 滞留在百老汇，并给予他们所有的零钱

For the rest of the summer man I was on fades 在夏季人的休息我是衰

17, had it made, getting drunk everyday 17日，曾发微博，醉酒的日常

Eh, I got treated a whole new way 嗯，我得到治疗的一种全新方式

Because of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age 因为一块塑料的事实证明我是年龄

   

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club. 你知道我在说什么，突然间你这个小塑料片，你是在俱乐部。

   

Now for the next three years I had so much fun 现在，在接下来的三年里，我有这么多的乐趣

Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21 在嘻哈俱乐部喝醉了，你必须年满21岁

Then one day I was walking and I saw a sign 后来有一天我走，我看到一个Sign

That said KRS-One 21 up and live 这就是说，KRS -One的21和活

That's hella tight 这是海拉紧

Aiyo I heard he always ripped it 唉哟，我听到他总是撕开它

So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a ticket 所以，我在文娱跳起来，出去了一票

When I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's 当我站起来的门保镖检查标识的

Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we don't take these" 看我的，他像“呐，我们不承担这些”

I tried to reach and grab my shit back 我试图达到并抓住我的屎回来

But the mother fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack 但母亲笨蛋比鲨鱼更严厉，对裂纹

I should of punched him, but I would have reached his knee cap 我应该打他，但我已经达到了自己的膝盖

   

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very much 而这也许就不会伤害他非常

   

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit 他不停地笑，微笑 ，他叫我哑巴狗屎

And if I would of let myself I would have cried in public 如果将我让我自己，我会当众哭过

Oh no, I'm like give it back bro 哦，不，我想还给兄弟

But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian Deebo 不过没有关系，我的ID被劫持的白人Deebo

   

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker 哈哈，我笑了，但现在在当时真的是不好笑，它仍然不是很搞笑。笨蛋

   

Bitch why you got to take my Id? 婊子，为什么你一定要带我的ID ？

Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea? 为什么我到了21岁喝长岛冰茶？

I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten 我讨厌保镖与他们的光头和10英尺长的腿和衬衫，他们傲然挺立时，他们都像10

Get 'em 得到时间

Your mother is dumb for having you 你妈妈是哑巴为有你

You're a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you 你是个爱说大话，因为你有一个小家伙，作为一个孩子每个人都嘲笑你

Get 'em 得到时间

You're too big and you never seemed to listen 你太大了，你似乎从来没有听

You look injected with the shit they give to KFC chickens 你看起来注入他们给肯德基的鸡拉屎

Get 'em 得到时间

I don't like ya, at all I despise you 我不喜欢你，在所有我鄙视你

If I was tall I would fight you 如果我是高大的，我打你

If I was a dog I would bite you 如果我是一只狗，我咬你

Every single day you make people cry 每一天，你让人哭

And your job is to go and ruin teenager's lives 而你的工作就是去毁灭少年的生命

Ok I'm going too far bouncers aren't all bad 好吧，我走得太远壮汉都并不全是坏事

I'm sure they make great husbands and really strong dads 我敢肯定，他们做出伟大的丈夫和真正强大爸爸

But hopefully you learned a lesson from me 但希望你从我这里学到了一课

Never take an MC's fake Id 永远不要一个MC的假身份证

   

Yup, I said never take an MC's fake Id 是啊，我说从来没有把一个MC的假身份证

You could be buff and tough, it don't matter to me 你可能会BUFF和坚韧，这并不重要，我

'Cause you're going to get burned if you step to MCs 因为你会引火烧身，如果你一步司仪