These are the facts 这些都是事实

(Of Lazyboy) （作者Lazyboy ）

So help me God 所以请帮助我吧，上帝

   

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

The bare facts of the life we live 我们过的生活的事实真相

This is who we are, this is what we do, ooo, oh 这是我们是谁，这是我们做的，呜呜呜，呵呵

   

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV? 你知道吗，有一成四的美国人已经出现在电视上？

Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the Internet are on sex sites? 你知道互联网上的所有点击量61 ％的上色情网站？

Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents 每天21个新出生的婴儿将得到错误的父母

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year 一般人吞下8蜘蛛一年

   

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world 大麻是最广泛被滥用的药物在世界

The average person laughs 13 times a day, Elvis was originally blond 一般人笑，每天13次，猫王原本是金发

The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old 第一次性交的平均年龄是15点3岁

The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long 平均阴茎勃起是5点2英寸长

And 4 point 2 inches circumcised 4点2英寸割礼

   

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 爱斯基摩人使用冰箱保存食物冻结

41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 所有的人有41％的人拿卷发较轻

20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 20 ％的女性有过至少1同性恋经验

Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? 你知不知道有没有这样的事，作为一个抗皱霜？

   

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

The bare facts of the life we live 我们过的生活的事实真相

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

These are the facts of the life that we live 这些都是生活，我们生活的事实

   

This is who we are, bare facts of the life we live 这是我们是谁，我们过的生活的事实真相

This is who we are, this is what we do 这是我们是谁，这是我们做的

This is who we are, are, are 这是我们是谁，是，是

   

22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster 22 ％的时间比萨饼会更快到达

Than an ambulance in Great Britain 比英国救护车

96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 所有妇女96 ％的人在同一时间在他们的生活中假装性高潮

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 3人死亡，每年测试如果一个9伏电池对他们的舌头工程

   

The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record 在“吉尼斯世界纪录”保持的记录

For being the most stolen book in public libraries 为是在公共图书馆最被偷的书

Butterflies taste with their feet, 5 percent of the population is gay 蝴蝶用脚品尝味道， 5 ％的人口是同性恋

The worlds best known word is 'okay' 世界上最有名的一句话是没关系

The second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' 第二个最有名的一句话是“可口可乐”

   

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue 长颈鹿可以用舌头清洗耳朵

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize 卓别林曾荣获三等奖

In a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' 在“查尔斯·卓别林看起来一个样的较量”

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank 1995年，日本渔船沉没

   

Because a Russian cargo plane dropped 由于俄罗斯货运飞机下降

A living cow from 30,000 feet 从30,000英尺活牛

Only one book has been printed in more copies 只有一书已经印在更多的副本

Than the Bible, the IKEA catalog 不是圣经，宜家目录

   

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

The bare facts of the life we live 我们过的生活的事实真相

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

   

These are the facts of the life that we live 这些都是生活，我们生活的事实

This is who we are, the facts of the life we live 这是我们是谁，我们过的生活的事实

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are 这是我们是谁，这是我们做什么，这是我们是谁

   

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life 1香烟拿走五分钟的人的生活

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth 1950年，我们是三十亿人在地球上

Today we are 6 billion people 今天，我们有6个十亿人

(6 billion people, 6 billion) （6十亿人，6个十亿）

(Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) （时间在滴答，滴答，是啊）

   

Donald Duck was banned in Finland 唐老鸭被禁止在芬兰

Because he doesn't wear pants 因为他不穿裤

74 percent of all nudist females are nudists 74 ％的裸体女性的裸体主义者

Because their husbands are nudists 因为她们的丈夫是裸体主义者

   

More people die from a champagne cork popping 越来越多的人从香槟瓶塞啪死

Than from poison spiders, 21 percent of all traffic accidents 比毒蜘蛛，所有交通事故的21％

Happen because the driver falls asleep, did you know 发生，因为司机睡着了，你知道吗？

That originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm? 这原本是一个丹麦人发明了防盗报警器？

Unfortunately it got stolen 不幸的是，被偷了

   

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 这是我们是谁，这就是我们做的，这是它是什么

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊

This is who we are, this is what we do 这是我们是谁，这是我们做的

This is what it is, yeah, yeah, yeah 这是它是什么，是啊，是啊，是啊

   

This is who we are bare facts of the life we live 这是我们是谁，我们过的生活的事实真相

This is who we are, this is what we do 这是我们是谁，这是我们做的

This is who we are, this is what we do 这是我们是谁，这是我们做的

   

So help me God 所以请帮助我吧，上帝