She was looking at shoes on Amazon 她看着鞋上亚马逊

A pop-up ad said, "Find anyone." 弹出式广告说， “找到合适的人。 ”

She thought about the first boy that she loved 她想到了她爱的第一个男孩

Just a couple clicks and there he was 只需几次点击，并有他

   

That night she sent a friend request 那天晚上，她发来好友请求

The next day she sat down at her desk 第二天，她在她的办公桌上坐了下来

And four simple words “Hey, how you been?” 四个简单的字：“嘿，你怎么了？”

And she felt 17 again 她又觉得17

   

And that’s the thing about Facebook friends 而这是关于Facebook的朋友的东西

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been 不要紧多久它已经

Someone you never thought you’d ever see again 一个你从未想过你会永远见不到

And suddenly you’re Facebook friends 突然你的Facebook朋友

   

They started out just catching up 他们开始时只是追赶

That led to meeting him for lunch 这导致他见面吃午饭

Before long they’re meeting in some bar 他们在一些酒吧见面没多久

Before long they’re kissing in some car 他们接吻的一些汽车过不了多久

   

And that’s the thing about Facebook friends 而这是关于Facebook的朋友的东西

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been 不要紧多久它已经

Someone you never thought you’d ever see again 一个你从未想过你会永远见不到

And suddenly you’re Facebook friends 突然你的Facebook朋友

   

Oh if there was anybody else 呵呵，如果有其他人

She'd be sittin’ in judgement 她的判断来坐在我

Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves 认为他们应该感到羞愧自己

For God’s sakes you’ve got a husband and a minivan 看在上帝的份上，你已经有了一个丈夫和一个小型货车

And this was not part of a plan 这不是一个计划的一部分

   

She fantasized they’d start a new life 她幻想他们会开始新的生活

He’d finally up and leave his wife 他会终于到了，离开他的妻子

But one day she turned her laptop on 但有一天，她把她的笔记本电脑上

And his whole profile page was gone 他整个的个人资料页不见了

   

And that’s the thing about Facebook friends 而这是关于Facebook的朋友的东西