When I say "Hey!", you say "Ho!" 当我说“嘿！” ，你说“嗬！ ”

Hey! (Ho!) 嘿！ （何！ ）

Hey! (Ho!) 嘿！ （何！ ）

That's basically how Hitler rose to power 这基本上希特勒是如何上台

   

My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, but you know, they say, like, if you want to know what a girl's gonna look like, look at her mother 我的前女友，她是个婊子，但你知道，他们说的一样，如果你想知道一个女孩的要去的样子，看着她的母亲

You know, so I am so glad I broke up with her 你知道，所以我很高兴我和她分手了

'Cause she would've been, you know... dead 因为她会一直，你知道...死了

   

Guys, I'm a realist 大家好，我是一个现实主义者

Okay? I try not to romanticize reality 好？我尽量不浪漫的现实

You know, like when life gives you lemons 你知道的，就像当生活给你柠檬

You probably just found lemons 你可能只是发现柠檬

   

But at the same time, I don't deny the beauty in the world 但与此同时，我不否认在世界上的美

'Cause there is so much beauty because life can be so symmetrical that gives birth to this almost silent poetry 因为有这么多的美女，因为生活可以如此对称的孕育这几乎是无声的诗

You know, like a hermaphrodite playing the keytar 你知道，就像一个雌雄同体打keytar

Or a young Amish boy trying to blow out the light bulbs on his birthday cake 还是一个年轻的阿米什男孩企图炸毁了灯泡在他的生日蛋糕

Or, or a girl who's terrible at grammar saying, "Mama, you raise me good," and then being pushed down a well 或者，还是女孩谁是可怕的语法说： “妈妈，你鼓舞了我好”，然后推下了井

   

If I had a dime, oh! 如果我有一毛钱哦！

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change 如果我有一毛钱每次无家可归的人问我要改变

I'd still say no 我还是说不

   

Here's some racial humor for you guys 这里是你们的一些种族歧视的幽默

White people are like this, "Ah" 白色的人都是这样的， “啊”

Black people are like this, "Uh" 黑衣人都是这样的， “呃”

We're destined to fight forever 我们注定要永远争

Blood in the streets 血在街头

   

Yo momma's so fat 哟妈妈的这么胖

Yo momma's so ugly 哟妈妈的这么丑

Yo momma's so stupid 哟妈妈的那么傻

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks 你母亲的乳房下垂这种严重性后期，伟大的超现实主义画家萨尔瓦多·达利误以为他们为时钟