Everything You Know Is Wrong
一切你知道错了
歌词相关歌手:WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane 我在快车道行驶在高速公路上
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear 在我的内衣一个狂热的狼獾
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat 当突然在后座上我身后的家伙
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes 弹出右键并在我的眼睛捧着他的手
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" 我猜, “是叔叔弗兰克和路易表姐? ”
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" “是鲍勃和乔和沃尔特? ”
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" “难道是比尔和吉姆和埃德或伯尼还是史蒂夫? ”
I probably would have kept on guessing 我可能会不断猜测
But about that time we crashed into the truck 但是大约在那个时候,我们撞上卡车
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt 正如我在上铺设沥青有出血
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer 最后,我承认我的火炉经销商面对
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me 谁脱下假肢的嘴唇,告诉我
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Black is white, up is down and short is long 黑色是白色的,涨是跌,短长
And everything you thought was just so 你以为一切都只是这样
Important doesn't matter 重要的并不重要
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along 只是忘了词和唱
All you need to understand is 所有你需要了解的是
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams 我走着厨房一段黄金格雷厄姆
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension 当我无意中走进一个供选择维度
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space 很快我被绑架了来自太空的一些外星人
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr 谁看着还挺像杰米·法尔
They sucked out my internal organs 他们吸走了我的五脏六腑
And they took some polaroids 他们花了一些拍立得
And said I was a darn good sport 说我是个不错的运动
And as a way of saying thank you 而作为一个跟你说谢谢
They offered to transport me back to 他们提供给我运回
Any point in history that I would care to go 任何历史时刻,我会在意去
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night 所以我让他们把我送回上周四晚
So I could pay my phone bill on time 所以,我可以付出我的手机帐单上的时间
Just then the floating disembodied head of 就在这时,浮动的遣散头
Colonel Sanders started yelling 山德士上校开始大呼小叫
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Black is white, up is down and short is long 黑色是白色的,涨是跌,短长
And everything you thought was just so 你以为一切都只是这样
Important doesn't matter 重要的并不重要
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along 只是忘了词和唱
All you need to understand is 所有你需要了解的是
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin 我刚想寄信给我的邪恶双胞胎
When I got a nasty papercut 当时我就傻眼剪纸
And, well, to make a long story short 而且,好了,使长话短说
It got infected and I died 它得到了感染,我就死了
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter 所以现在我在天堂与圣彼得
By the pearly gates 到了天国之门
And it's obvious he doesn't like 而且很明显,他不喜欢
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing 尼赫鲁夹克我穿
He tells me that they've got a dress code 他告诉我,他们已经有了一个着装
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway 好吧,他让我进天堂呢
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine 但我得到旁边嘈杂的制冰机房间
For all eternity 对于所有永恒
And every day he runs by screaming 每天,他跑了尖叫
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Black is white, up is down and short is long 黑色是白色的,涨是跌,短长
And everything you used to think was so important 你以前不是觉得一切是那么重要
Doesn't really matter anymore 其实并不重要了
Because the simple fact remains that 因为简单的事实是,
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along 只是忘了词和唱
All you need to understand is 所有你需要了解的是
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
Everything you know is wrong 你知道的一切都是错的
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