[trumpet playing off-key notes] [小号打走音笔记]

Aw man! 胡的男人！

Put that ol' dumb horn down 把那醇哑角向下

Hey, Jazzy 嘿，爵士

Jazzy 爵士

Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like 显示这个男孩有什么一些真正的音乐“带来听起来像

He-he-ha! 他，他，哈！

   

[drums and horns set in] [鼓和喇叭设定]

1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4

   

[Jazzy Jeff starts scratching] [爵士杰夫开始刮]

(Don't stop the rock) （不要停止岩）

   

Now that's a record! 现在这是一个纪录！

Now that's a record! 现在这是一个纪录！

   

Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go 去爵士，爵士走，走

   

I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing 我要记住的是我唱的歌曲

Not only for the humor, but for the knowledge I bring 不仅为幽默，但我把知识

To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this 为拓宽别人的视野，所以我这个说唱

Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics 启蒙思想与我的抒情手法

In life everything ain't always what it seems 生活中的一切并不总是似乎什么

But people are enchanted by things that gleam 但是，人们是通过事物闪耀陶醉

You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions 你知道，明亮的豪华轿车，大型游艇和豪宅

On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin 阿鲁巴用娘娘腔romancin海滩

Now I'm about to tell you a very artistic fable 现在我要告诉你一个很艺术的寓言

More fun than when you first got cable 更多的乐趣比，当你第一次拿到电缆

The moral to be learned from this story to be told 从这个故事中汲取的道德被告知

Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold 是一切闪光的未必都是金子总会

   

On July 11th I was sittin at home 7月11日我坐在家里

Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone 在说我的女友吉娜的电话

Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news 通过本报签的消息弗利

When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise 当我看到一个广告的加勒比海邮轮

It said, 'Sunny skies and romantic nights 它说， “晴朗的天空和浪漫的夜晚

On an incredible ship' - and I got hype 在一个令人难以置信的船“ - 和我炒作

It said it's like the (Love Boat), baskin in the sun 它说，它就像（爱之船） ，巴斯在阳光下

Promisin fun for you and for everyone Promisin乐趣为你，为大家

I said, "That's dope! Baby, you're down?" 我说， “这是涂料！宝贝，你是下来了吗？ ”

She said, "Yeah, we could leave right now!" 她说：“是啊，我们现在可以离开吧！ ”

The very next day I put the check in the mail 就在第二天，我把支票在邮寄

And one week later we were ready to sail 一个星期后，我们已经准备好扬帆

The brochure said that the boat was large 这本小册子说，船是大

But it was nothin but a broken-down barnacle barge! 但它是没什么但是破旧的藤壶驳船！

And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I wouldn'ta went 如果不是因为我的女朋友，我wouldnta去

Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp 因为队长是个斗鸡眼驼背一瘸一拐

The cruise was paid for and the food was free 邮轮是支付和食物是免费的

So I said what the hell and set out to sea 所以我说，什么是地狱和出海

It didn't take long to notice something was wrong 它没有多久，就发现不对了

The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it 该船是一个烂摊子，我们就可以是唯一

I didn't wanna panic, so I chilled for a while 我并没有想的恐慌，所以我冷冻了一段时间

Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle 直到队长拉到了我们认为是一个荒芜的小岛

We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk 我们期待在海边，几乎走到bezerk

We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts! 我们看到300土人用长矛和草裙！

The said, "Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-doa" 的说，“红-A-粪-A-的Digi -粪-DA- DOA ”

I said, "Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat" 我说，“嘿，宝贝，我想这意味着下车船”

Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice 他们的负责人说，他们需要一个人的牺牲

I said, "Well, just take my girl - he-he - syke" 我说：“好吧，只是把我的女孩 - 他 - 他 - SYKE ”

I was jokin, but things got serious 我jokin ，但事情变得严重

Their leader came out and he was curious 他们的领导出来了，他很好奇

He got in my face and his breath was the worst 他得到了我的脸，他的呼吸是最糟糕的

I said, "Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse?" 我说，“嘿，宝贝，你有你的钱包​​有薄荷糖？ ”

His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth 他的呼吸是讨厌污秽褐色的牙齿

And two big crusty ashy hairy feet 而两大硬皮灰烬毛茸茸的脚

The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes 最糟糕的事情，他有他的脚趾没有趾甲

And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose 和一个大Teradactyl鸟骨头在他的鼻子

I tried to reason with him, he wasn't with it 我试图跟他讲道理，他不是用它

He said, "Tenga-shanko," that meant 'forget it' 他说：“疼啊， shanko ， ”这意味着算了吧

He said, "Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo" 他说， “ Gunga尚堂达奉达嘘”

That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh Prince stew' 这意味着今晚我们有新鲜王子炖“

Then I saw it - no, it's not 然后，我看到了 - 不，这不是

The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot! 大夺宝奇兵人炒菜锅！

I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em 我想打他们，但是没有办法击败EM

I thought to myself, 'Where's Tarzan when you need him?' 我心想， “哪里是泰山，当你需要他吗？ ”

Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up 他们刚刚contemplatin乱打我们了

We had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up 我们有一个重大的运气击中，海军船拉升

The troops came off and they got us out of the pot 部队来了，他们得到了我们出锅

And I said to the chief, "Yo, I get witcha, hops!" 我对科长说：“哟，我得到witcha ，啤酒花！ ”

The guy that rescued us said, "I hate to tell you 救出我们的人说， “我不想告诉你

The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview 你的船的船长，他刚刚从Belview逃脱

We've been following him and finally we got him 我们一直在关注他，最后我们得到了他

We're sorry, there's no way that you can possibly get a refund" 很抱歉，没有办法，你都不可能得到退款“

A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained 千元及周末岛屿倒掉

But a lesson well learned, so let me explain 但是，一个很好的教训学到，所以让我来解释一下

There's a very important message that needs to be told 还有一个需要讲了一个很重要的信息

It's that everything that glitters ain't always gold 这一切闪光的未必都是金子总会