[includes a quote from 16 Candles (Dixon/Khent)] [包括来自16个蜡烛（狄克逊/ Khent ）报价]

   

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

I've seen you on my TV 我看到你在电视上

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

The people always ask me 人们总是问我

I saw your double knits 我看到你的双面针织

I thought they were the pits 我以为他们是在坑

You threw it in a bag 你在一个袋子扔

And then you sent me home- 然后你给我发首页

What!? 什么！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

   

Eddie, are you teasing 埃迪，你戏弄

About your rancid garments? 关于你身上的衣服？

Eddie, are you teasing 埃迪，你戏弄

About your sixty tailors? 关于你的60裁缝？

I'm coming over shortly 我来了不久，

Because I am a portly 因为我是一个大腹便便

You promised you could fit me 你说过你会适合我

In a fifty dollar suit- 在50美元suit-

Oh 呵呵

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

   

[Howard:] Eddie, my friends ask me, Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? I wanna tell you something, my friends: I am not kidding. Here at Zachary All we have sixty tailors in the back room. We have the west's largest selections of portly's, regulars, longs, extra longs, and cadets. And my friends say to me: Eddie, Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits? [霍华德]埃迪，我的朋友问我，埃迪，埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？我想告诉你，我的朋友们：我不是在开玩笑。在这里，在扎卡里所有我们在后面的房间60裁缝。我们拥有西部最大的大腹便便的，常客，长材，长材外，和学员选择。我的朋友对我说：埃迪，埃迪，你觉得新的双针织的​​？

[Mark:] Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits? [标记： ]埃迪，你觉得新的双针织的​​？

[Howard:] And I tell them: I'll tell you something frankly, my friends- When the new double knits first came out, I was not impressed. But as you can see, these pants I'm wearing are double knit. They stretch in all the right places. They're the most comfortable. Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate. I have this lovely little [霍华德]我告诉他们：我会告诉你一些事情坦率地说，我friends-当新的双面针织先出来了，我也没什么印象。但正如你可以看到，这条裤子我穿的是双面针织。它们伸展在所有适当的地方。他们是最舒适的。我们的模型的Twiggy在这里将演示。我有这个可爱的小

Seersucker . . . wait a minute 泡泡纱。 。 。等待一分钟

   

WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA? 我可以在哪里加德纳？

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.? 何地都能进去一看洛杉矶？

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT? 与跑到哪里我可以在Rosemont ？

I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY 我需要一些话题今天

   

I need the knits 我需要的针织

The double knits 双针织

I need the knits 我需要的针织

They are the pits 他们是坑

I need the knits 我需要的针织

The double knits 双针织

I'm coming over shortly 我来了不久，

Because I am a portly 因为我是一个大腹便便

You promised you could fit me 你说过你会适合我

In a fifty dollar suit- 在50美元suit-

Whew! 呼！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

Eddie, are you kidding? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吧？

No, no! 不，不！

Eddie, are you kidding me? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吗？

Eddie, are you kidding me? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吗？

Eddie, are you kidding me? 埃迪，你在开玩笑吗？

   

[Howard:] No, my friends, I'm not kidding, right here on the miracle mile we have the west's largest selections of . . . [霍华德]没有，我的朋友，我不是在开玩笑，就在这里的Miracle Mile的我们有西部最大的选择。 。 。

   

Portly, 大腹便便，

Regular, 定期，

Cadet, 军校学生，

Tall, 身材高大，

And long 长

   

[Howard:] And not only that- My brother Jake and Little Emil, and . . . [霍华德]不但觉得─我的兄弟杰克和小埃米尔和。 。 。

   

Sixty tailors! 六十裁缝！