Set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 戳一根棍子在灰熊

Eat medicine that's out of date 吃的药是过期的

Use your private parts as piranha bait 用你的私处作为诱饵食人鱼

   

[Refrain:] [副歌： ]

Dumb ways to die 阿呆的方式死去

So many dumb ways to die 这么多愚蠢的死亡方式

Dumb ways to di-ie-ie 阿呆的方式来二宜益

So many dumb ways to die 这么多愚蠢的死亡方式

   

Get your toast out with a fork 让你的烤面包用叉子

Do your own electrical work 做你自己的电子工作

Teach yourself how to fly 教你自己怎么飞

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie 吃了2周的未冷冻馅饼

   

[Refrain] [副歌]

   

Invite a psycho-killer inside 邀请内部的心理杀手

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 从头毒贩的全新骑

Take your helmet off in outer space 把你的头盔掉在外太空

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 使用干衣机的藏身之处

   

[Refrain] [副歌]

   

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 养响尾蛇当宠物

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 在互联网上出售两个肾脏

Eat a tube of superglue 吃了强力胶的管

I wonder, what's this red button do? 我不知道，这是什么红色的按钮吗？

   

[Refrain] [副歌]

   

Dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节打扮成麋鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 打扰黄蜂的巢没有很好的理由

Stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站平台的边缘

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing 带动周边道闸在平交路口

Run across the tracks between the platforms 跨平台之间的轨道上运行

   

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly 他们可能不押韵，但他们很可能

The dumbest ways to die 最笨的办法不行了

The dumbest ways to die 最笨的办法不行了

The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie 最笨的方法二，即-IE -IE

So many dumb 这么多哑巴

So many dumb ways to die 这么多愚蠢的死亡方式