There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy, 从前有一只狮子狗谁想到他是个牛仔，

He lived in a cage the size of his thumb 他住在一个笼子里他的拇指大小

And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks, 而且，虽然他的白马是一盒牙签，

he galloped around until hit by a car 他身边疾驰，直到被车撞

   

Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird 有时候，我拍打我的怀里像蜂鸟

just to remind myself I'll never fly 只是为了提醒自己，我永远不会飞

Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes 有时候，我烧我的怀里香烟

just to pretend I won't scream when I die 只是假装当我死了，我不会尖叫

   

If my life was as long as the moon's, 如果我的生活是只要月亮的，

I'd still be jealous of the sun 我还是会嫉妒的太阳

If my life lasted only one day, 如果我的生活只持续了一天，

I'd still be drunk by noon, 我还是到了中午醉，

Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon. 是的，我还是会到中午喝。

   

Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer 有时候，我希望能下来与癌症

At least then I'll get to watch TV all day 至少这样我会整天看电视

And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers 而在我临终前，我会得到所有的答案

even if all my questions are taken away. 即使我所有的问题都拿走了。

   

If my life was as long as the moon's, 如果我的生活是只要月亮的，

I'd still be jealous of the sun 我还是会嫉妒的太阳

If my life lasted only one day, 如果我的生活只持续了一天，

I'd still be drunk by noon, 我还是到了中午醉，

I'd still be drunk by noon. 我还是到了中午醉。