(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) （下面的歌曲给你带来CHEX混合）

   

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things 有些家伙曾经说过，爱情是很多有趣的事情

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her 我知道有一个完美的女孩在那里对我来说，因为我看到她

in my dreams 在我的梦想

   

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one 梦想的女孩，你是一个幻想，你是唯一一个

Out there for me 在那里我

My love 我的爱

   

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley 梦想的女孩，你给我带来惊喜尽在穿着佩斯利

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy 爱怎么不是一个而是两个眼睛是懒人

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus 当我第一次见到你，你都赶回巴士

Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros 厚的皮肤，强烈的鼻子像犀牛

   

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby 梦想的女孩太美了，嘴唇都crumby

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny 皮肤像沥青，鼻流清涕这样

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world 大腿粗，没腰，在世界上没有照顾

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl 你不疯丫头，你只是我的宝贝女儿

   

If you envision in sweats with the neon patch 如果您在汗水与预想的霓虹灯补丁

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth 半吃松鼠犹豫不决，就走你的嘴

Rainbow poncho, the female tonto 彩虹雨披，女托恩托

Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco 听到一声巨响砸水桶像匹野马

   

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one 梦想的女孩，你是一个幻想，你是唯一一个

Out there for me 在那里我

My love 我的爱

   

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City 你有你的手机环套到欲望城市

You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty 你喜欢一碗热gritz的唯一途径更加坚韧

Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen 直drippin “你的绿松石我圣达菲女王

One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean 一个短腿你得到了圣达菲精益

   

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep 这是音乐给我的耳朵，当你在你睡觉的尖叫

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek 当你抬起你的公共哟裙子我忍不住偷看

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig 你喜欢埃及艳后用一头猪的眼睛

Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig 恋爱的时候你出去挖看你的靠山

   

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck 女孩你怎么得到这些捕鼠器粘在你的脖子

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? 小流氓，你怎么就会上当受骗甲板？

You put away slurpees like a trash can 你放好思乐冰就像一个垃圾桶

   

Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and 你总是面带微笑stainy和你不是太聪明和

I like that! 我喜欢！

   

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend 说你的鞋子艾克这是你的朋友

I like that! 我喜欢！

   

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend 喊在化妆的墙壁装

I like that! 我喜欢！

   

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't 在告诉你停止它，那么你不

You said you gonna stop it in my sleep 你说你会在我睡觉才停止

But you won't! 但你不会！

   

Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash 上周，以为我看见你就直转，这是一包垃圾

Just a big ol' bag of trash 只是一个大醇一袋垃圾

I thought you look like a bag of trash 我还以为你长得像一袋垃圾

   

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room 梦女孩，我搭帐篷的时候，你在房间里跺脚

Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon 像hellbound土耳其狒狒混

Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix 你的性感和你的辣就像一个碗CHEX驴友

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts 我总是感到安全在你们肉体的手套时，我

   

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British 你的牙齿，使本应该干净发誓你是英国人

Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish 千万不要拿CHEX混合，因为你总是skinnish

Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous 双脚因为你的灵巧打开夹子

No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix 没有一点cuz我们知道你吃的什么也不是混合CHEX

   

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land 在土地CHEX混合头号食品零食

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand 这是，你吃你的手的谷物味道

Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box CHEX驴友在当地的杂货店买你的盒子

Your family will all say 你的家人都会说

CHEX MIX ROCKS! CHEX MIX石头！

   

Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one CHEX驴友，你的零食对我来说，你是唯一一个

I'll ever eat or buy 我会永远吃或买

Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips CHEX混合你好吃的，你有比薯片的脂肪减少60 ％

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