[a short skit opens the beginning of the song] [短小品打开开始的歌曲]

Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb 你好，我是Greenthumb博士

Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed 你曾经有过不多了杂草的问题

and just can't find some anywhere? 而只是不能找到一些出路吗？

Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips 试试我的Greenthumb博士成长秘诀

I'll show you how to grow inside and out 我会告诉你如何从内到外发展

From seed to clone, and the best homegrown 从种子到克隆，而最好的自产自销

And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky 如果你害怕在天空中那些讨厌猪肉的菜刀

No worries, we'll fix them too 不用担心，我们会解决这些问题太

with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens 与我们Greenthumb博士Sizzlean “屏幕中的一个

to block the nosy pig's vision 阻止八卦猪的愿景

Don't believe me? 不相信我吗？

Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders 只问一个我很多满意的客户在这里杰德·桑德斯

how well it works 以及它如何运作

   

Hyuh, hyuh, hello my name is Jaid Hyuh ， hyuh ，你好，我的名字是Jaid

And I'm a farmer and I've been growing 我就是一个农民，我一直在成长

Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh 玛丽 - 扎哈 - 瓦纳FER大约二十年和侏儒

uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen 呃，有Greenthumb博士的“ Sizzlean ”屏幕

I don't have to point my shotgun 我没有指向我的猎枪

at them pesky porkers no more 在他们讨厌的小猪没有更多

Thanks Dr. Green, you're the shit 感谢格林博士，你是狗屎

   

Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it 是的，博士Greenthumb了一切，我保证

Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time 试试我的书，你就会有长期在任何时间

[lighter flicks] Dial 1-800-713-GROW [轻笔触]拨号1-800-713长出

[inhaling noise] That's 1-800 (cough cough) (inhale) [吸噪音]这是1-800 （咳咳） （吸气）

[lighter flicks] 713 (cough cough) [轻笔触] 713 （咳咳）

G (inhale) R (inhale) O-W G（吸气）R （吸气）O -W

   

"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!" “你好Greenthumb博士，传呼Greenthumb博士！ ”

   

[B-Real] [B -实]

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from 我想告诉你，刚才我来自哪里

In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields 在树木生长与野生杂草田山

The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels 在他妈的猪盾牌拿着蓝色的钢

Greenhouse effect with the weed connect 与杂草温室效应连接

(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!) （医生） DEA不能保持Greenthumb在检查（医生！ ）

HPS, God Bless the whole crop 高压钠灯，天佑整个作物

Please God, don't let me see no cops 求求上帝，不要让我看不到警察

Trunkload, ready to hit the highway Trunkload ，准备打的公路

Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way 不要让眼睛在天上飞我的方式

or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit 否则我们就要有大麻烦了，这是没有狗屎

Can't be growing without no permit 不能越来越不无许可证

but fuck that, I study the 215 trip 但他妈的，我研究了215旅

That way when they come they can suck my dick 他们来的时候可以吸我的鸡巴呀

Weed can't grow without attention 杂草不能没有关注成长

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

   

[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [B -实]你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [ SenDog ]你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士！

[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from [B -真]我想告诉你，刚才我来自哪里

[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [ SenDog ]你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [B -实]你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [ SenDog ]你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士！

[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from [B -真]我想告诉你，刚才我来自哪里

[SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time! [ SenDog ] Aiyyo Greenthumb博士，快点回来一次！

   

[B-Real] [B -实]

People can't live without the herb man 人们生活中不可缺少的药草人

If not they'd be drinking and driving and swerving 如果不是他们会酒后驾车，并突然转向

but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow 但由于Greenthumb博士杂草生长

in the backyard or inside with hydro 在后院或带水里面

To the cush plant brushing a tangerine dream 到古实厂涂刷橘梦

Tasty, blowing a fucking smokescreen 美味，吹他妈的烟幕

Cycles of weed are constantly grown 杂草的周期都在不断成长

Somebody give me the razor to cut groves 有人给我剃刀切园

I'd like to stop, but it feels so good 我想停下来，但感觉这么好

Horny plants stinking up my whole neighborhood 角质植物臭了我的整个街区

Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone 置顶的天使，我想息事宁人

but never ever ever gotta worry from my home 但是从我的家永远永远永远得省心

What that funny sound knocking at the door (Open up it's the DEA!) 有什么好笑的声音在敲门（打开它的数据包络分析！ ）

Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more 对不起Greenthumb不能说没有更多的

Please don't follow me into the sun 请不要跟我到太阳

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 你好，我的名字是Greenthumb博士

   

[Chorus 1/2] [合唱半]

   

[B-Real] [B -实]

Out from the lab, no need for rehab 走出实验室，没有必要进行康复治疗。

If I can't drive then call me a cab (taxi!) 如果我不能开车，然后给我打电话了一辆出租车（出租车！ ）

In my closet the weed is dried out 在我的衣柜里的杂草是干出来

Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out 像Eiht说，是不是没有地方躲了

I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop 我不想买任何杂草从没有警察

Get knocked up and they close up my shop 撞倒了，他们收了我的店铺

That's why I buy no weed from no one 这就是为什么我买的没有杂草，从没有人

That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb 这就是为什么他们叫我Greenthumb博士

The scientifical, mystical one 该如何科学，神秘的1

Growing my crops with the rays of the sun 我成长的作物与太阳的光芒

Come one come all and see how it's done 来一来所有的，看看它是如何做

If you see the pigs there's no need to run 如果你看到猪有没有必要运行

Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb 造成一些这些猪是打倒Greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome 但你永远不知道什么是结局

You see the photo in the album 你看到的照片在相册

The weed is growing like my erection 杂草越来越像我的勃起

Look I never told you where I was from 你看我从来没有告诉过你，我是从

Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb 有人打电话给我真实的，但我Greenthumb博士

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Dr. Greenthumb Greenthumb博士

Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to 医生，你的宝路华工厂需要特别倾向于

Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2 医生，我们需要更多的氧气，我们需要更多的二氧化碳

Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed 医生， Greenthumb博士你需要

Doctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor 医生， dahyahahahhh ......医生