Your rapper, he's wack dude, but does he even try? 你的说唱歌手，他是怪人的家伙，但他甚至尝试？

Can he do what mine do? think you should say buh-bye. 他能做什么矿呢？想你应该说寮步再见。

   

Get up on the mic like a five on a fifty. 像五麦克风在50起床。

Quickly avoid the hickeys from the bucktoothed bitties. 赶紧避开从bucktoothed bitties的环状白斑。

Fake Timberlake just to be by Britney. 假汀布莱克只是要通过布兰妮。

Smoke that pipe with Whitney, shoot that blow with Iggy. 烟雾管道与惠特尼，即拍即打击与伊基。

L.I.B, N.Y.C. and all places in between, L.I.B ， N.Y.C.以及两者之间的所有地方，

you could call me a mint cuz I make the green. 因为我做的绿色，你可以骂我是薄荷。

I make the scene, I make believe that you all was naked, 我做了现场，我使我相信大家都赤身露体，

so I wouldn't have to fake it, just copy and paste it, 所以我不会有假的，只是复制和粘贴，

like Adobe Photoshop, Red Foreman in robocop, 像Adobe公司的Photoshop ，红福尔曼在机器战警，

I get up on the mic and you know I won't fuckin stop. 我拿起来对着麦克风，你知道我不会他妈的停止。

It's like the props of Carrot Top, or yellow stains in my socks. 这就像胡萝卜顶在我的袜子的道具，或黄色的污渍。

You acting like you hip? You all hepped up on hops! 你表现得像你臀部？你们都hepped上跳！

Yo let's do the body rock, cuz the beat just be so bumpin, 哟，让我们做身体岩石辩论，因为拍子只是这么bumpin ，

let's get our groove on before our carriage is a pumpkin, 让我们得到我们的槽之前我们的车厢是一个南瓜，

before they outlaw fuckin, not bad for a drunken munchkin. 他们禁止他娘的，不坏的醉酒芒奇金之前。

my name is MC Chris welcome to my lyric luncheon. 我的名字是MC克里斯欢迎到我的抒情午宴。

Word up, word up, word up, word up and you know, oo-ow-oo-ow-oo-owowowow. 字，生字，生字，生字了，你知道的，面向对象的OW- OO- OW- OO- owowowow 。

   

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Name's MC, my band's the Lee Majors 名称的MC ，我的乐队的李专业

put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt. 让我们对账单，以及男孩雅打paydirt 。

When I'm on the mic, the girlies wanna flizzirt 当我的麦克风，在girlies想flizzirt

but I tell 'em chill like a DQ Blizzard help me, 但我告诉他们冷静像DQ暴风雪帮帮我，

like a DQ Blizzard, D, D, Q Blizzard, help me 像DQ暴风雪， D，D ，Q暴雪，帮我

like a DQ Blizzard, D, D, Q Blizzard. 像DQ暴风雪， D，D ，Q暴雪。

   

Half corn beef and cabbage, half Fred Savage. 一半的玉米牛肉和白菜，半弗雷德野人。

the better than average rapper with the have to have it habit. 好于平均水平的说唱歌手的必须有它的习惯。

heir apparents on my carrot like they was Jessica rabbit, 继承人貌似在我的胡萝卜就像他们是杰西卡兔，

like fake wood paneling on the side of station wagons. 像旅行车的侧面假木镶板。

fraggle rock on the box, fruit loops on my chin, 包装盒上的Fraggle攻击石头，水果环在我的下巴，

wonderin if I'm ever really gonna fit in, 如果我曾经真的要去适应迷惘，

or be a son of a bitch with a gut and some tits 或者是一个王八蛋了肠道和一些山雀

or a roaming casanova with my dick in a (censored) 或者我的鸡巴漫游卡萨诺瓦的（审查）

I'll be back in a bit, I gotta floss my johnson, 我会回来的一点，我要我的牙线约翰逊，

make that cream for the state Wisconsin. 作出这样的霜威斯康星州。

you say all of my shit is complete nonsense, 你说我所有的狗屎是完全荒谬的，

fuck my cd and the shitty ass contents. 他妈的我的CD和低劣的屁股内容。

Bullshit, my shit's the bomb. 废话，我的屎是炸弹。

Siamese twins want manage a trois. 连体双胞胎要管理三河。

Robot bitches want their backs massaged. 机器人母狗希望他们的背上按摩。

They may not be real but them tits is large. 他们可能不是真实的，但他们的乳房大。

   

(damn) word up, word up, word up, word up and you know. （该死的）字，生字，生字，生字了，你知道的。

   

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