I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable, 我是你的邻居。我似乎最可敬的，

But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad. 但骨子里我是一个不公正的癞蛤蟆。

So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you 这么多可怕的灾祸降临你

down at the end of your road. 下来的道路的末端。

And I live down the end of your road. 和我住下来的路的尽头。

   

I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise, 我正在研究如何从天堂删除您，

from your striped lawn and your new swimming pool. 从条纹的草坪和新的游泳池。

I place broken bottles in your geraniums 我把破瓶在你的天竺葵

sabotage your gardening tools. 破坏你的园艺工具。

And I live down the end of your road. 和我住下来的路的尽头。

   

By day I am a real estate gentleman. 白天，我是一个房地产的绅士。

I deal in fine properties cheap at the price. 我处理的优良资产便宜的价格。

After dark, I plan my most devious practices 天黑后，我计划我最狡猾的做法

which you might think are not very nice. 你可能觉得不是很好吃。

   

Designing a system to reverse your plumbing 设计一个系统，以扭转你的管道

welling up, as you sit on your private throne. 涌了上来，当你坐在你的私人宝座。

Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties 会想出各种卑鄙，下流的脏东西

you would rather not have in your home. 你宁可不要在您的家。

And I live down the end of your road. 和我住下来的路的尽头。

   

Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room, 配发的令人憎恶的动物在你的客厅，

Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail. 发送小狗便便-普斯在早上的邮件。

Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning 老鼠的头和云雀的翅膀应设置匝转折点

and your houses will soon be for sale. 和你的房子即将出售。

And I live down the end of your road. 和我住下来的路的尽头。

Yes, I live down the end of your road. 是的，我住了下来你的路的尽头。

Well, I live down the end of your road. 嗯，我住了下来你的路的尽头。

I live down the end of your road. 我住下来你的路的尽头。

I live down the end of your road. 我住下来你的路的尽头。

I live down the end of your road. 我住下来你的路的尽头。